Mario Tofano
@mtofano.bsky.social
Comics Writer.
Sumptuary Laws Advocate.
Sumptuary Laws Advocate.
Where is Tinto Brass? 📽️
February 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Where is Tinto Brass? 📽️
@zoesqwilliams.bsky.social RE: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Time to bring back Sumptuary Laws!! The Upper Crust CAN NOT walk in public without a gold crown lined in sable fur on their surgically modified heads OR a ceremonial mace towed over their shoulders. OR proof of gout. #theynotlikeus
Time to bring back Sumptuary Laws!! The Upper Crust CAN NOT walk in public without a gold crown lined in sable fur on their surgically modified heads OR a ceremonial mace towed over their shoulders. OR proof of gout. #theynotlikeus
Who wants to look a million dollars, these days? | Zoe Williams
There was a time when being a millionaire represented fantastical, unimaginable wealth – but our language needs an update, writes Zoe Williams
www.theguardian.com
February 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
@zoesqwilliams.bsky.social RE: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Time to bring back Sumptuary Laws!! The Upper Crust CAN NOT walk in public without a gold crown lined in sable fur on their surgically modified heads OR a ceremonial mace towed over their shoulders. OR proof of gout. #theynotlikeus
Time to bring back Sumptuary Laws!! The Upper Crust CAN NOT walk in public without a gold crown lined in sable fur on their surgically modified heads OR a ceremonial mace towed over their shoulders. OR proof of gout. #theynotlikeus
TIME to re-instate Sumptuary Laws. If you have a million in the bank, you MUST wear a long gold-braided Dookie rope (circa Slick Rick Teenage Love) around your neck when in public. Millionaires can't be milling about our streets pretending to be plebs. #theynotlikeus
February 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
TIME to re-instate Sumptuary Laws. If you have a million in the bank, you MUST wear a long gold-braided Dookie rope (circa Slick Rick Teenage Love) around your neck when in public. Millionaires can't be milling about our streets pretending to be plebs. #theynotlikeus