MtnGeek
@mtngeek.bsky.social
Insurance nerd with a music problem. COYS!
She’s setting up to move to Elon’s party.
August 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
She’s setting up to move to Elon’s party.
Republicans further proving the only way they can win is to cheat.
July 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Republicans further proving the only way they can win is to cheat.
Nuthin’ better than juicy fruit.
July 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Nuthin’ better than juicy fruit.
Alright. I’ll sign-up!!!
July 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Alright. I’ll sign-up!!!
ICE: ICE report-a-harmful-alien hotline. Do you have a harmful alien to report?
Me: heh-heh. Yes I was harmed by an alien.
ICE: Was it a brown alien or a black alien?
Me: heh-heh he was white.
ICE: I’m sorry sir, there are no harmful white aliens.
Me: ummmn right?
Me: heh-heh. Yes I was harmed by an alien.
ICE: Was it a brown alien or a black alien?
Me: heh-heh he was white.
ICE: I’m sorry sir, there are no harmful white aliens.
Me: ummmn right?
May 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
ICE: ICE report-a-harmful-alien hotline. Do you have a harmful alien to report?
Me: heh-heh. Yes I was harmed by an alien.
ICE: Was it a brown alien or a black alien?
Me: heh-heh he was white.
ICE: I’m sorry sir, there are no harmful white aliens.
Me: ummmn right?
Me: heh-heh. Yes I was harmed by an alien.
ICE: Was it a brown alien or a black alien?
Me: heh-heh he was white.
ICE: I’m sorry sir, there are no harmful white aliens.
Me: ummmn right?
I’m pretty much fucked, Mrs Dalloway. (She was Mark Whatney’s Honors Biology teacher his freshman year of HS. She was killed in a tragic gardening accident. It is in her honor Mark got a PhD in Botany. Mark talks to her often.)
#themartianfanfiction
@andyweirauthor1.bsky.social
#themartianfanfiction
@andyweirauthor1.bsky.social
March 31, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I’m pretty much fucked, Mrs Dalloway. (She was Mark Whatney’s Honors Biology teacher his freshman year of HS. She was killed in a tragic gardening accident. It is in her honor Mark got a PhD in Botany. Mark talks to her often.)
#themartianfanfiction
@andyweirauthor1.bsky.social
#themartianfanfiction
@andyweirauthor1.bsky.social
They know they are in the wrong when the only response is name calling and sounding like Jan Brady.
a little girl is sitting on a couch with the words marcia written on the bottom
ALT: a little girl is sitting on a couch with the words marcia written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
March 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
They know they are in the wrong when the only response is name calling and sounding like Jan Brady.
March 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The legendary German metal band Accept did it better.
February 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The legendary German metal band Accept did it better.