Wait for it. Wait for it. Schedeurfreude

SIU Edwardsville is definitely not an AI generated school. No sir, no way

Is Helly R her own Eskimo Sister? #severance

I feel like ‘fudge knuckle’ should be an accepted insult. Or a Ben and Jerry’s flavor. Either way. #fudgeknuckle

Jerry’s thoughts on how the Eagles can win this Superbowl

In line, solo, for a ride at Disney World that my wife can’t do. I feel like my new mustache is getting me some looks I’d rather not internalize #disney

Woke Santa be like “SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER!”

If his name was Zob Rombie, I bet his music wouldn’t be so angry.

If you see this post a horror film you love

I never in a million years want this to happen, but if they ever remake Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally are the only acceptable choices for Eddie and Delores. Chris Pratt is not allowed within 100 feet of Roger

The feed over here is a goddamn breath of fresh