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@mswalker.im
Retro programmer. Bug archaeologist. Biscuit muncher (pro). SAP HANA performance guy. No-AI here - only real stupidity. Nothing I say concerns my day job or employer. Preemptive explicit refusal for anything I post to be used to train AI models 20241230
Traumatised I tell you.
She’ll never recover
Admittedly it took me a while, but
She’ll never recover
Admittedly it took me a while, but
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Traumatised I tell you.
She’ll never recover
Admittedly it took me a while, but
She’ll never recover
Admittedly it took me a while, but
Some pictures I took on my Sunday-morning walk this morning, in a Japanese-style park
It was actually quite a lot darker out than the pictures show, and the phone was very good at hiding the thick fog, too
It was actually quite a lot darker out than the pictures show, and the phone was very good at hiding the thick fog, too
November 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Some pictures I took on my Sunday-morning walk this morning, in a Japanese-style park
It was actually quite a lot darker out than the pictures show, and the phone was very good at hiding the thick fog, too
It was actually quite a lot darker out than the pictures show, and the phone was very good at hiding the thick fog, too
My ressue cat that wouldn’t even come out from under the bath for two months and wouldn’t let us approach her for over a year. At least I’m doing something right
November 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM
My ressue cat that wouldn’t even come out from under the bath for two months and wouldn’t let us approach her for over a year. At least I’m doing something right
Well since these plants have been made illegal in France, and after breaking one fork trying to uproot the bigger, I have very nearly overstrained my farting strings getting this out of the ground. But it is out. I’ll leave it to dry off wit a while and take it to the tip next Saturday
November 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Well since these plants have been made illegal in France, and after breaking one fork trying to uproot the bigger, I have very nearly overstrained my farting strings getting this out of the ground. But it is out. I’ll leave it to dry off wit a while and take it to the tip next Saturday
Quiet walk before work this morning
October 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Quiet walk before work this morning
So there I was, all proud of myself for coming to Heidelberg (again) and going to Lamy (again) and NOT buying another fountain pen (not again, believe me)
Then I wandered round some back streets and came across a fountain pen ink store
And one thing led to another and
Then I wandered round some back streets and came across a fountain pen ink store
And one thing led to another and
October 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
So there I was, all proud of myself for coming to Heidelberg (again) and going to Lamy (again) and NOT buying another fountain pen (not again, believe me)
Then I wandered round some back streets and came across a fountain pen ink store
And one thing led to another and
Then I wandered round some back streets and came across a fountain pen ink store
And one thing led to another and
Don’t see them come up very often. Especially in France!
October 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Don’t see them come up very often. Especially in France!
Saw this for sale today. An Apple II for 400€. Can’t figure if I have to buy it, if I must buy it, if I should buy it or if I want to buy it
Help!
Help!
September 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Saw this for sale today. An Apple II for 400€. Can’t figure if I have to buy it, if I must buy it, if I should buy it or if I want to buy it
Help!
Help!
I came across one in the Fnac in Granada in Spain. Just there on the shelf. Couldn’t resist!
September 9, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I came across one in the Fnac in Granada in Spain. Just there on the shelf. Couldn’t resist!
The early bird, and all that
August 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
The early bird, and all that
It was my birthday on Wednesday (yes, I’m even older than I was before). My son bought me a present which arrived yesterday. I suspect (strongly) he has extra brownie points for the foreseeable
August 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
It was my birthday on Wednesday (yes, I’m even older than I was before). My son bought me a present which arrived yesterday. I suspect (strongly) he has extra brownie points for the foreseeable
Just got served this slop.
I can't be the only person who hinks this is the absolute total worst? Surely? This is just an ad for some shitty eh-aye "tool" written by...a tool
(product name redacted because i don't want to promote it)
I can't be the only person who hinks this is the absolute total worst? Surely? This is just an ad for some shitty eh-aye "tool" written by...a tool
(product name redacted because i don't want to promote it)
August 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Just got served this slop.
I can't be the only person who hinks this is the absolute total worst? Surely? This is just an ad for some shitty eh-aye "tool" written by...a tool
(product name redacted because i don't want to promote it)
I can't be the only person who hinks this is the absolute total worst? Surely? This is just an ad for some shitty eh-aye "tool" written by...a tool
(product name redacted because i don't want to promote it)
Well nobody’s ever said that to me before
August 17, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Well nobody’s ever said that to me before
“Oh Vlad your hands are so soft!”
“Aww stop Donnie, you’ll make me blush”
“Aww stop Donnie, you’ll make me blush”
August 17, 2025 at 6:54 AM
“Oh Vlad your hands are so soft!”
“Aww stop Donnie, you’ll make me blush”
“Aww stop Donnie, you’ll make me blush”
Don’t want ads on iOS apps? Use screen time to limit the time you can spend on pagead2.googlesyndication.c o m to zero seconds a day
August 14, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Don’t want ads on iOS apps? Use screen time to limit the time you can spend on pagead2.googlesyndication.c o m to zero seconds a day
Well that’s the first time I’ve ever seen an article about the SAM Coupé in France. In fact it’s the first time I’ve seen the words. Even eBay France doesn’t know what I’m talking about
August 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Well that’s the first time I’ve ever seen an article about the SAM Coupé in France. In fact it’s the first time I’ve seen the words. Even eBay France doesn’t know what I’m talking about
Well well well look what I found. In Spain
July 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Well well well look what I found. In Spain
Today’s job. This has to go. To be gone. To begone. To disappear. To leave. To shoo. To bugger off. To get out of my yard.
Looks like my magic isn’t working again.
*sigh*
Bucket and shovel it is then
Looks like my magic isn’t working again.
*sigh*
Bucket and shovel it is then
May 31, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Today’s job. This has to go. To be gone. To begone. To disappear. To leave. To shoo. To bugger off. To get out of my yard.
Looks like my magic isn’t working again.
*sigh*
Bucket and shovel it is then
Looks like my magic isn’t working again.
*sigh*
Bucket and shovel it is then
That….isn’t my cat (who was fast asleep at my feet)
May 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
That….isn’t my cat (who was fast asleep at my feet)
Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe
May 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe
