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Nausicaä of the Valley of Your Mom
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There is much to critique about the United Center, but they did serve me an imperial pint of Sofie, and for that I am grateful
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
You hate to see a man with a back as rounded as a turtle shell believing he’s succeeding at his heavy deadlifts
October 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This is very minor in the grand scope of things, but seriously: why does my neighborhood currently smell like metal mixed with fruit candy
October 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Sam Altman is the Waluigi of Ad-Rock from the Beastie Boys
October 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
No kings, followed by no walking
October 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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(silently mouthing the words to myself) there are too many protesters abusing their right to protest
Broadview Mayor Katrina Thompson's full statement, in which she says she will sign an EO permitting protest "only at the safety zone located at the ICE facility on Beach Street," is up on the village's website.

"There are too many protesters abusing their right to protest," Thompson says.
October 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Second hand smoke here is wild… making me long for the fresh air of Metro
September 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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cabbage is the unsung MVP of the brassicas
September 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I have now heard 10 minutes of Gym Class Heroes and I very much never want to hear them again
September 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Suburban neighborhood names are unhinged
September 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Vogue wtf
September 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Chicago artsy weirdos out here begging Sound & Gravity and Plantasia to not overlap next year.. maybe a couple days between them as well
September 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Love it when a bus is four minutes away for a good 10 minutes
September 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This time it went really well! Up next: bearing witness to Texas pile-driving them into the ground the weekend of my birthday
Welcome to one of the 1-3 times a year I remember I’m a Sooners fan
September 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Welcome to one of the 1-3 times a year I remember I’m a Sooners fan
September 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I now have a tennis focused account on Bluesky, in case anyone wants to follow or avoid.
What the “out” noise sounds like in Ashe: like a seal with emphysema
August 31, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Normies: watching Alcatraz win easily from their seats that are halfway to outer space

Real sickos: camping out at Grandstand (per Tim: “the Blue stage of the US Open”) for this (also Tiafoe after this match)
August 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A small dumb pleasure when I go out to the burbs for work:

There is a road that intersects with Lake-Cook Road.

On the Lake County side, it’s Saunders Road.

On the Cook County side, it’s Sanders Road.
August 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
@cinchel.com Happy birthday, hope you’re enjoying the springs or whatever in Iceland
July 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Sharing a gofundme for my uncle, who broke his neck the literal first night after he moved from OK to MN. If you could donate or share, I’d really appreciate it! gofund.me/4bbbe379
Donate to Help Byron Recover After Spinal Cord Injury, organized by Christian Balden
Byron, the sweetest man on Earth, a devoted father and grandfather, and l… Christian Balden needs your support for Help Byron Recover After Spinal Cord Injury
gofund.me
July 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Ugh, my uncle broke his neck the literal night he got to his new house in MN after finally leaving OK.

On the upside, he was close enough to go to Mayo for spinal cord surgery.
July 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Swooping into @beermiscuous.bsky.social to see @bainard.bsky.social and drink a very small quantity of beer at 3ish in case anyone wants to catch my quarterly socializing hour
June 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Hello just reminding you to read Boom Town, toss in this article while you’re at it
Sam Anderson returning to the Thunder beat, years after "Boom Town," is a good, good time. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/05/m...
The Mind-Blowing Second Coming of the Oklahoma City Thunder
www.nytimes.com
June 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I’d like to think Seattle for letting my home state steal their basketball team. Amongst Steve Ballmer’s greatest works
June 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM