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@mspfareader.bsky.social
Quantum Superposition of Shitposting and Cultural Commentary.

Creator of Payne Vs Doomsday (https://mspfa.com/?s=66134&p=1)

I am an Adult, in case you're wondering

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This is huge news, we must break out the best wine in the cupboard.
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
BC UPD8

Thoughts in Alt
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
we got racist horses and cloppy.
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
DEATH GRIPS ARE DROPPING, MILLIONS MUST BREAK MIRRORS WITH THEIR FACE IN THE UNITED STATES.
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
DICK CHENEY IS DEAD
#PACKWATCH
November 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
> Next
Unlike Escape From Jail Island, we have an actual goal. Slay a dragon, and maybe do other hero stuff, like save a princess or something.

And we have another Branch Point (BP), and we'll get to see what Hussie will throw at the readers.
October 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
> Next

He looks befuddled in this panel, not gonna lie.
October 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
> Next

First Gay MSPA character, a historic moment that's sure to be remember by everyone who's read an MSPA.
October 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
> Sing a ballad about the king's beautiful queen

He's belting his heart out, look at him go.
October 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
> Keep shining.

The King is a fickle man I guess 🤷
October 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
> Shine his shoes.

Turns out the way to a man's heart is to shine his shoes and to be subserviant to him, who knew?
October 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
> Introduce yourself!

Our first dead end, rather quickly too. I guess The King is a rude man.
October 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
That Vegan Teacher eats MEAT now...
October 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
CER's arcitecture reminds me more of Infinite, which is 343 attempting to meld 4/5 with 3/Reach.

It certainly looks less like CE than Infinite.
October 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Then there's the architecture:

Many people are under the impression that the shiney looking metal style of forerunner architecture was always intended, and that CE's look was due to Tech limits.

But if that's the case, why does the CE concept art look like CE? And why does H2 also have this look?
October 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Take the Marines for example:

Their designs draw from the colonial marines in Aliens, as this concept art from early in development shows.

CER's Marines though, seem to be lifted from Infinite, which has a different art style.
October 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Since I know some of my mutuals aren't Halo fans, they might not understand why I hate the Halo: CE remake.

The quick answer is that it's Infinite flavoured UE5 slop.

The long answer? Well... 🧵
October 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Reader's MSPA Live Thread
Pt 2 - Bard Quest

Ah, Bard Quest. The one with the paths. To reflect this, this thread will be done in a branching style too.

And already, the artwork is better than the start of Jailbreak. And we have a character design for the Bard!
(Panel text is in the alt text btw)
October 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
> Enjoy restful slumber.

I did it! I can finally rest-

Oh wait, I still got 3 more MSPAs I promised. And I gotta do Jester Quest. And Psycholonials, since it's lore is incorporated in Jester Quest.

Well, see you next thread, when I do Bard Quest.
October 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
> With elf powers, order the pony to trample children and man

Fun fact, since Hussie didn't add a finish page till later, this is technically the end of Jailbreak!

But I can do one more post.
October 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
> Use runes to commune with pony and feed it a majyyk'd carrot
October 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
> Use magical prowess to summon Moscovite elves.

Meanwhile in Moscow, elfs are chanting "Z!" like the russian army ain't getting battered.
October 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
> Enact Total War: set house on fire and flee east to Moscow

Nice to know people online were just as stupid ~20 years ago as today.
October 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
> invite the horse, children and madman in for tea party

Reusing images... Hussie losing the touch /j
October 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
> Continue your downward spiral of mental instability

We switch POV to an elf, who's currently having a nice cuppa.
October 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM