Clip editing would be a lot easier if I could use both hands, so I added some desk-mounted cat beds to my wishlist. TreatPetra.com

I fucked up when posting those by omitting this one. I’m not dancing or whatever, y’all: I’m having a very good time using my sharp, pointy heels to scrape up a zucchini on top of my trample table, which may or may not be used for CBT.

Science rules.

thank u, have a nice day 🙃

Using medical wrap for bondage gives off big Donna Douglas Twilight Zone vibes, and I’m *very* into it.

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Put my slut through absolute HELL and then gave him a birthday cake.

(I made it from scratch and it was very, very good.)

Fri-day night.

Sign of life.