There’s something about Karoline Leavitt that vaguely reminds me of Ann Veal (aka Bland, Egg, Plant, Ann Hog, Yam, etc). Like a fascist remix of her.

Rudy was wondering why you were taking so long to share the orange brain cell, but he’s cool with it now that he knows you’re using it for union stuff (which, like, I told him before, but he was yelling at the time because orange).

Lordt. I know my very unserious new Senator Husted did not just try to raise Ohio’s private school voucher scheme as a success. This is, based on data from the orgs pushing the scam, very untrue.