Kristin Jewell
@msneptunium.bsky.social
She/her/they Cat mom, human mom, unabashed liberal, ally, crocheter, reader, occasional writer and plier of bons mots.
Adds spice to the hot dish. Butthole always does.
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Adds spice to the hot dish. Butthole always does.
These cats have the right idea. #StonedAndStonedAgain
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
These cats have the right idea. #StonedAndStonedAgain
Tha absolute best unboxing! #SpotsIsAGift
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Tha absolute best unboxing! #SpotsIsAGift
Spot says, “Obviously that turkey is mine. What are you plebs going to have?” #SpotsSays
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Spot says, “Obviously that turkey is mine. What are you plebs going to have?” #SpotsSays
Spots says, “Tempt me with hams or you get the blep.” #SpotsSays
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Spots says, “Tempt me with hams or you get the blep.” #SpotsSays
Spots says, “Yes, it’s my box, and I fill it perfectly, you cretin.”
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Spots says, “Yes, it’s my box, and I fill it perfectly, you cretin.”
Blepper from the ‘hood.
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Blepper from the ‘hood.
Spots says, “It’s my party and I’ll blep if I want to.” #SpotsSays
October 31, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Spots says, “It’s my party and I’ll blep if I want to.” #SpotsSays
Spots says, “We did not give you permission to address us.” #SpotsSays
October 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Spots says, “We did not give you permission to address us.” #SpotsSays
I’m so very sorry.
September 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I’m so very sorry.
I’m so very sorry for you. Sending kitty love.
September 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I’m so very sorry for you. Sending kitty love.
Spots says, “Imma blep if I wanna.”
#SpotsSays
#SpotsSays
August 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Spots says, “Imma blep if I wanna.”
#SpotsSays
#SpotsSays
I’d see that at full price.
July 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’d see that at full price.
JFC. What an absolute embarrassment.
July 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
JFC. What an absolute embarrassment.
Spots says, “Go ahead. Neglect treat duty. I dare you.” #SpotsSays
July 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Spots says, “Go ahead. Neglect treat duty. I dare you.” #SpotsSays
The blep of Pep!! #PeoBlep #TheBlepOfPep
June 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The blep of Pep!! #PeoBlep #TheBlepOfPep
I’m on board for revolution.
June 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I’m on board for revolution.