I’m NOT doing threads. There’s just too much going on

Can I horny post here? Cuz I’m gonna horny post here

Wherever the love of my life is, I hope they’re staying hydrated

This lyft driver has to be top three worst rides ever and I think he might make me late for work

If you see a white man with this combination of pants and shoes, RUN! It’s okay, they don’t have any traction in those and you’ll escape safely to someone hotter and more considerate

I sent my crush these shroom boobs and now he’s taking them out on a date

Be honest, how often are you thinking about sleeping with me? This is a no judgement zone

Am I really about to date a libertarian???

“Rate Limit Exceeded”

Me on Bluesky looking for my friends

Where are all the whores (my friends)?