The 7 Tenets of TST would be what I want next to it.

I used to go to the Chitlin' Strut in Salley when I was a kid. I remember the train rolling through the middle of the festival and the cops having to move people who were just too dumb to get off the tracks. It rolled through at a super slow speed but fools just stood there.

I used to think Ladybug was our biggest embarrassment, but then Nasty Mace decided she had to top MTG. Vile woman.

If I could afford to move my family I would have already done it. Custody issues also might stop me.