Or a heated press box

These are all people who will be warm at any MLS stadium no matter the weather.

I would nominate "innovative."

They're like a dog with (no) dictionary.

Here it is, from @clairewillett.bsky.social

They're drunk on their own alleged brilliance.

Call Schumer's office.

The Young Perfesser?

I am also unclear how long it’s going to take for someone with power to acknowledge trans and queer fans of the NWSL watching this all unfold and what that might mean for them, in addition to the protection of the players.

I replayed it in slow motion and it looked barely on. I also thought it was off watching live.

You're making me feel old. (I mean, I am old but still...)

I also think officially engaging bad faith actors over eligibility in a statement like this means the “protect women’s sports” crowd have successfully controlled the conversation. Everyone’s dancing around the underlying problem, except for Sarah Gorden.

Looks like an old bong.