Nadia
@msfortunee.bsky.social
Mushrooms are my favorite animal
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Just like my nipples on a white shirt, I will never hide no matter how many layers and bras society puts on me
December 17, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Just like my nipples on a white shirt, I will never hide no matter how many layers and bras society puts on me
There were eggs in my egg tart man what the fuck ewwwwww who puts eggs in a sweet pastry like that I didnt expect it to have eggs like that
December 16, 2025 at 7:11 AM
There were eggs in my egg tart man what the fuck ewwwwww who puts eggs in a sweet pastry like that I didnt expect it to have eggs like that
Croissant have the worst cost to pastry ratio
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Croissant have the worst cost to pastry ratio
Dude I think i want to fuck toy bonnie
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Dude I think i want to fuck toy bonnie
They are hiding electricty in the steam machine
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
They are hiding electricty in the steam machine
I have pronouns while everyone else has noobnouns
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I have pronouns while everyone else has noobnouns
I want to ride a horse and befriend an elephant and pet a wolf and have a cat and a parrot and squirl
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I want to ride a horse and befriend an elephant and pet a wolf and have a cat and a parrot and squirl
Seagulls are rats with wings
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Seagulls are rats with wings
Sex is like dancing but without the dancing
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Sex is like dancing but without the dancing
I'm gonna train hard and climb the boxing leagues till I go aganist Rhea Ripley then let her destroy me
November 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I'm gonna train hard and climb the boxing leagues till I go aganist Rhea Ripley then let her destroy me
I think some people shouldn't work a minimum wage job, they should get worshipped
October 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I think some people shouldn't work a minimum wage job, they should get worshipped
Just because the last stroke made you finish doesn't mean the first one was useless, keep stroking, success is a continuous effort 🖌🎨🖼
October 14, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Just because the last stroke made you finish doesn't mean the first one was useless, keep stroking, success is a continuous effort 🖌🎨🖼
Octoberfest is pride for straight people
October 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Octoberfest is pride for straight people
me: I'm great with women, ladies please, one at a time please
My friend: because u don't have the surface area to handle more than one
My friend: because u don't have the surface area to handle more than one
October 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
me: I'm great with women, ladies please, one at a time please
My friend: because u don't have the surface area to handle more than one
My friend: because u don't have the surface area to handle more than one
Just cut apples with a sharpened knife. It glided so smoothly mmm 😩🤤 ah 🥵🥵
September 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Just cut apples with a sharpened knife. It glided so smoothly mmm 😩🤤 ah 🥵🥵
Trans people are drawn to each other by fate
September 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Trans people are drawn to each other by fate
Erectile dysfunction rose 🥀🥀🥀
September 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Erectile dysfunction rose 🥀🥀🥀
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I love green grapes sweet crunchy juicy balls
December 11, 2024 at 6:48 PM
I love green grapes sweet crunchy juicy balls
Discreet packaging makes you think it's a glow in the dark werewolf dildo, but it's actually ground pork
September 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Discreet packaging makes you think it's a glow in the dark werewolf dildo, but it's actually ground pork
guess who has pizza in her fridge 😎😎
bet you all don't have any pizza in your fridge right now
bet you all don't have any pizza in your fridge right now
August 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
guess who has pizza in her fridge 😎😎
bet you all don't have any pizza in your fridge right now
bet you all don't have any pizza in your fridge right now
I wish I were a guy so I could kiss other drunk big blushing drunk dudes on the mouth during Oktoberfest 🍻
August 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I wish I were a guy so I could kiss other drunk big blushing drunk dudes on the mouth during Oktoberfest 🍻
Life hasn't been the same ever since I learned that orcas have ugly small red eyes.
I thought they were beautiful blind singing echolocators with cute white spots where their eyes should be, but they are vile ugly creatures that hunt penguins for fun.
I thought they were beautiful blind singing echolocators with cute white spots where their eyes should be, but they are vile ugly creatures that hunt penguins for fun.
August 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Life hasn't been the same ever since I learned that orcas have ugly small red eyes.
I thought they were beautiful blind singing echolocators with cute white spots where their eyes should be, but they are vile ugly creatures that hunt penguins for fun.
I thought they were beautiful blind singing echolocators with cute white spots where their eyes should be, but they are vile ugly creatures that hunt penguins for fun.