You can give your kid a mullet if you want but you can’t make me treat them like a human being
October 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
You can give your kid a mullet if you want but you can’t make me treat them like a human being
Lapping up candy corn like a kitten with a bowl of cream
March 4, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Lapping up candy corn like a kitten with a bowl of cream
BREAKING: Trump signs four word executive order
February 9, 2025 at 8:47 AM
BREAKING: Trump signs four word executive order
America in her fascist era and ITS NOT A PHASE MOM
February 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
America in her fascist era and ITS NOT A PHASE MOM
DOGE is so great bc every time I use a government office I think “Man, this place could really use less resources”
January 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
DOGE is so great bc every time I use a government office I think “Man, this place could really use less resources”
Crows are God’s little reminder that actually you’re allowed to screech whenever you want
January 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Crows are God’s little reminder that actually you’re allowed to screech whenever you want
Christmas update: Santa’s been decapitated
December 23, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Christmas update: Santa’s been decapitated
British people aren’t real those are just theatre kids who never broke character
December 19, 2024 at 9:29 PM
British people aren’t real those are just theatre kids who never broke character
Mascots are wild because you can literally choose anything and Boston was like “little guy, little Irish freak, likes basketball”
December 18, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Mascots are wild because you can literally choose anything and Boston was like “little guy, little Irish freak, likes basketball”
I’m not anxious, but I am anxious that I’ll get anxious
December 16, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I’m not anxious, but I am anxious that I’ll get anxious
“Scrambling eggs” is not a thing they just look like that when they’re cracked open
December 15, 2024 at 8:12 PM
“Scrambling eggs” is not a thing they just look like that when they’re cracked open
Sir a second sleigh has hit the tower
December 13, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Sir a second sleigh has hit the tower
I hereby sentence you, Luigi Mangione, to give me a little kissy.
December 10, 2024 at 6:32 AM
I hereby sentence you, Luigi Mangione, to give me a little kissy.
This bitch always up to some shi
December 3, 2024 at 3:42 PM
This bitch always up to some shi
Sometimes for dinner I’ll do a little soup and sandwich (bowl of cereal and PBJ)
December 1, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Sometimes for dinner I’ll do a little soup and sandwich (bowl of cereal and PBJ)
God at least with cable we didn’t get the same commercial over and over
November 23, 2024 at 7:35 PM
God at least with cable we didn’t get the same commercial over and over
Losing 10 pounds: an accomplishment anywhere but England
November 22, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Losing 10 pounds: an accomplishment anywhere but England
Okay fine I’m here from Twitter but I will NOT call it skeeting
November 14, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Okay fine I’m here from Twitter but I will NOT call it skeeting