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MsCrisis
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(She/Her) BiFurious/NeuroSpicy. GenX. Trans Folx are beautiful/ All truly loving people are welcome. Haters, bigots, mean f*ckers and fucking conservatives, do not MESS with this prairie girl.
Time for Xmas pickle murder!! Also if someone could explain why Xmas pickles make me laugh so much, I’d appreciate it. #Ezri #Pickle
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
She’ll never admit it, but Ora LOVES the puppy.
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
There are a couple different kinds you can get, but I went with lightweight & simple, like this. It rests under your thigh, is height adjustable & has some articulation at the top. Take a look at Etsy - they have lots of nice ones.
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
If you see this, post your bird art!
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Looook at the puppy. Look art her. 💕
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Yesss it ducky time!! (Pls ignore my stupid yard, the stupid grass died this summer, and I just can’t be fucked to care.)
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Oh! Puppy tax!
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Here are some blurry pics- I didn’t realize I had gunk on the lensy bit.
November 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
So…Ezri doesn’t really enjoy fetch 😂 She gets a bit offended when I fling her toys around!

(Pls ignore the floor, she disemboweled Bronto AND Pennywise while I was gone!)
November 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My puppy seems to have a rudimentary understanding of trade, bc when she wants her evening chewie (only after 7 pm), she brings me a toy & gives me her paw to seal the deal. Today she wants it early (it’s just 6:30), so she paid the high price of new bronto, kibble frog AND shrimp-guy!
November 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It didn’t *quite* work out bc I was worried about flour in her eyes, but I know how to make it better next year 😂 #Ezri #LotR #UrukHai
November 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Mission successful!
October 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It was Fall picture day at doggy daycare today! #DogHive #Ezri
October 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
On Sunday mornings we hold paws.
October 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Show me your #Halloween energy. What horrors will you wreak?
October 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m nauseous as hell today - can’t even get my coffee in - but I’m in good company. We’ll try a walk in a bit, then 2 loads of laundry, scrub the tub with this new scrubber thing, and a doggy bath. Maybe. If I stay queasy there will be no tub scrub, no bath.
October 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Might be time to turn on the heat!
October 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Got #Ezri a new raccoon stuffy (her favourite after kong ducky), and she is in LOVE! Now she can eat its face off, de-stuff it & wear its inside out skin on her face 😂😂
October 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
She hasn’t done her ducky dance in a while, so here you go!
October 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
HAMLET! My brain no worky 😂
October 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Took the crate out of my room & put it in the truck for donation along with a box of kitty litter & a couple cat beds that my kitties won’t use. I put Ezri’s plush bed upstairs along with her camping cot for a little lift. Not sure she’ll use it, but she might! She’s getting a bit big to share 🤪😹
October 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I met with friends from elementary school today - weird and lovely afternoon. I recognized 2 of them on sight, 40-some years later. We’ve decided to meet up again in the summer for bbq, firetimes, and more laughs from our pre-teen years.
September 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Hah! My neck’s like a turtle’s: fully retracted in April, fully extended in Sept 😂 anyway, this is my 20.5kg check-in. Also, I can’t not make dumb faces during selfies.
September 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
September 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM