Lurleen Lumpkin
@mscherrybakewell.bsky.social
Screaming Simpsons quotes into the void.
Hello mother dear 🪁
September 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Hello mother dear 🪁
You shot who in the what now?
September 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
You shot who in the what now?
Hens love roosters. Geese love ganders. Everyone else loves Ned Flanders (Not me!). Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
September 3, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Hens love roosters. Geese love ganders. Everyone else loves Ned Flanders (Not me!). Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
Badger my ass, it’s probably Milhouse.
August 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Badger my ass, it’s probably Milhouse.
Vendetta! Vendetta! 🔪
August 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Vendetta! Vendetta! 🔪
Oh man, now my pants are chaffing me
August 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Oh man, now my pants are chaffing me
Bake him away, toys
August 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Bake him away, toys
I am the Lizard Queen!
August 20, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I am the Lizard Queen!
Poison… Poison… Tasty fish!
August 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Poison… Poison… Tasty fish!
I can’t hear you son, I’m wearing a jacuzzi suit!
August 13, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I can’t hear you son, I’m wearing a jacuzzi suit!
Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked. …aww, c’mon, continue!
August 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked. …aww, c’mon, continue!
Oh, loneliness & cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix
August 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Oh, loneliness & cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix
When the snow starts a-fallin’ there’s a man you should be callin’. That’s KL5-4796. Let it ring! Mr Plow is a loser (& I think he is a boozer). So you’d better make that call to the Plow King!
August 6, 2025 at 8:35 AM
When the snow starts a-fallin’ there’s a man you should be callin’. That’s KL5-4796. Let it ring! Mr Plow is a loser (& I think he is a boozer). So you’d better make that call to the Plow King!
I can’t believe you don’t shut up!
August 5, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I can’t believe you don’t shut up!
What was I laughing at again? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman. Bahahahahaa!
August 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
What was I laughing at again? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman. Bahahahahaa!
Hey hey, kids!
August 2, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Hey hey, kids!
I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before
July 31, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before
Tra-la-la-la-la-la! Tra-la-la-la-la! I’m the happiest boy there is. Aren’t I, Bobo?
July 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Tra-la-la-la-la-la! Tra-la-la-la-la! I’m the happiest boy there is. Aren’t I, Bobo?
April Foo- *BOOM*
July 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
April Foo- *BOOM*
I don’t want any damn vegetables
July 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I don’t want any damn vegetables
KBBL is gonna give me something stupid!
July 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
KBBL is gonna give me something stupid!
Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the G’s!
July 17, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the G’s!