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Matt Blank
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UTA bus had Meadowbrook in the chyron abbreviated to M’brook.
A city bus painted white with red and blue accents is driving along a curved street in an urban area. The bus has been digitally edited to appear as if it is wearing a large black fedora hat on its roof. Another red bus and a “Do Not Enter” sign are visible in the background.
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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A person in a bright yellow inflatable costume shaped like a plastic jug with a black cap, featuring an angry cartoon face and the bold text 'PISS JUG MAN' printed on the front. The costume includes matching yellow sleeves and pants, and the person is wearing black sneakers.
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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A simple black-and-white line drawing of two faceless, round-headed figures. The larger figure is very muscular and stands still, while the smaller figure faces them, pressing their face into the chest.
November 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Why does this HP monitor wrapper want me to goatse it?
A piece of protective packaging material with two black hand icons printed on it, each pointing toward the center hole with arrows indicating to pull from the center outward. The material is semi-transparent, with faint symbols visible underneath.
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Not me seeing an ad for the Utah Jazz/Atlanta Hawks game and wonder why Falcon Studios was on my TV.
Red circular logo featuring the profile of a hawk’s head facing right, with a white background. Red Falcon Studios logo featuring a stylized falcon head inside a circle, with the text ‘FALCON STUDIOS.COM’ below.
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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A cartoon guillotine with a cute anime-style face, big blue sparkling eyes, and blushing cheeks against a pink glittery background. It has two blonde eyebrows, a small braid on the right side, and a rope acting as a ponytail. The guillotine blade is visible below its “mouth.” Text in the image says “Feed Me, Senpai!!!” in black.
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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The “they don’t know” meme with Trump in the corner saying “they don’t know I’m in the Epstein files” with the party goers saying “yes we do”
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Once again the sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
Zoidberg, a red cartoon character with a squid-like face and eyes is wearing a dark brown suit with a striped tie and a green pocket square. They are joyfully raising both arms, holding a rotten sandwich in one hand, while standing on a floor scattered with white confetti.
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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I’m excited for the new nap time bench on the trax trains.
Interior of a modern UTA TRAX light rail train, showing the middle section with blue bench seating along both sides and a 40-inch wide ADA-compliant walkway in the center. Large windows line the walls with blurred scenery outside, and handrails and overhead grab bars are visible.
November 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Gratuitous shot from the new kickback machine at the gym.
A bald man with glasses and a beard is enthusiastically posing on a purple glute kickback machine at Planet Fitness. He is leaning forward on the padded support, holding the handles, and extending one leg straight back while smiling widely. The gym floor is black with speckles, and the wall behind him has a purple and gray pattern.
October 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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I’m sorry humanity has failed you, pierogi man.
A black-and-white cartoon drawing of a smiling, anthropomorphic pierogi with arms and legs, standing on a winding path in a mountain landscape under a sun with rays. The character is holding a bowl of dumplings in one hand and appears to be dancing or posing happily.
October 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Get in loser, we’re going skeeting.
A white BluSky service van is parked along a wet asphalt lot on a sunny day. The van is angled toward the camera, showing the BluSky logo on its side. A red fire hydrant sits on the curb, and patches of snow and ice are visible along the edge of the parking area.
October 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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My gym replaced all the weights and rearranged everything. It’s nice but so different.
A cartoon house with yellow siding and a green roof is partially destroyed, with a large section of the roof and wall missing, exposing an interior room. Wooden debris is scattered around the damaged area. Subtitles at the bottom read, “I don’t like change!”
October 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Oh look the timeline did the thing
A smartphone screenshot shows two social media posts. The first, from Ben Winslow, reports that due to a federal government shutdown, Utah SNAP recipients will not receive benefits in November 2025. It includes a statement from Utah’s Dept. of Workforce Services about the suspension of payments and lists resources like 211Utah.org and uah.org for food help. The second post, from The Salt Lake Tribune, features an aerial photo of a man-made surfing lagoon in the desert and says southern Utah’s first $25 million luxury surfing community is balancing fun and conservation.
October 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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I’ll be at the kids table
A silver Chevrolet Bolt EUV is parked on a residential street in front of green lawns and houses. The car is angled slightly to the right, showing the front and driver’s side, with reflections of nearby trees on the hood and windshield. The sun is shining, casting soft shadows on the pavement.
October 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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And now the department of “war” is here? Isn’t the government supposed to be closed down?
A screenshot of Demi lovato saying “get a job stay away from here” in a comment thread
October 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Internet was better when it came out of one of these.
Front view of a Cisco 675 ADSL modem with a black perforated casing. The front panel displays multiple labeled indicator lights: ACT, WAN, LNK, LSCT, LAN, LNK, ALARM, and POWER used to show network activity and connection status. The Cisco Systems logo appears on the left, and the model number "Cisco 675" is printed on the right. A beige USRobotics external fax modem with a ribbed top and front panel featuring indicator lights. The device is branded "USRobotics Faxmodem" and marked "V.90 56K Standard and X2™ technology compatible."
October 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Vaccines are kewl. And they gave me free popcorn.
A man wearing a teal tank top, gray cap, and glasses takes a selfie outdoors on a sunny day. He has two colorful bandages on his upper arm, one green and one red. Behind him, a tree with bright green and yellow leaves stands against a partly cloudy blue sky, with other greenery and a white fence in the background.
October 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Well this egg doesn’t have autism.
A hand holding a brown chicken egg with an unusually wrinkled and rough shell. The egg has white speckling and a faint red stamp printed on its surface. The background is a smooth, light-colored countertop.
October 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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A banner on a grey brick building. The banner background is an American flag and the text reads "GET PICKLE HAVE PICKLE. BUILD PICKLE PASS DOWN YOUR PICKLE PURSUE THE PICKLE. SEEK TRUE PICKLE
October 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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The thumbnail cut off the best part!
A person stands behind a table filled with vibrant vegetables and glassware, wearing a dark blue ruffled dress and a whimsical red radish-shaped headpiece with green leaves sprouting from the top. The headpiece ties under the chin with a red ribbon. They hold a basket of green herbs in one hand and a large eggplant in the other. The table displays carrots, peas, and leafy greens, set against a plain brown curtain backdrop.
October 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Oh no
October 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Look what they took from us
Two vintage rectangular signs stacked vertically, each reading “COLOR TV by RCA” in brightly colored letters—red, green, blue, and yellow—on a black background. The signs are displayed in a room with plants, a blue chair, and a patterned rug visible in the foreground.
October 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Don’t forget to make time for the 15’ scarecrow
A Halloween-themed yard scene featuring a towering, sinister scarecrow with glowing eyes, a jagged grin, and outstretched limbs. It wears tattered clothes and a crooked hat, standing on a gnarled tree-like base. Behind it, a house glows with purple lights, framed by twisted, leafless trees. Fog blankets the ground, with pumpkins—including a carved jack-o’-lantern—near the entrance. Two black birds perch in the foreground, and a full moon looms in a cloudy night sky, enhancing the eerie ambiance.
October 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM