I think bill maher said this first.

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The weekend before Thanksgiving. I’m so exhausted the weekend after Thanksgiving that I don’t even want to think about digging out Christmas decorations. I just want two days to relax and be off my feet.

I’m from a really red state and know people who bought Kaepernick jerseys just so they had one to burn on social media. Watched them destroy their keurigs, only to go buy a new one a week later. They’re mad we vote with our dollars because they don’t understand how it’s actually works.

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Yes, twitter will make you scared to leave your house. Bluesky makes me want to wave to my Republican neighbor and they wave back. Even with my Harris sign and pride flag. I did notice they didn’t have a trump sign in their yard though.

That’s where I’m at ‘guns? What guns?’

He reminds me of the old animaniacs cartoon with pinky and the brain. Elon is definitely the brain, so I think that makes trump pinky.

I’d go back to 1970 and buy a fridge, and a super capacity washer and dryer, harvest gold. Then I’d go back to the 1940’s and buy a stove.