MsVonOnBass🎸
@ms-von-on-bass.bsky.social
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92%
Gen X
Knitter🧶
Navy Vet⚓️
Househead🏡🎵
Bass guitar player🎸
Into a lil bit of errthang🤏🏽
I talk about black folx shit✊🏾
92%
Gen X
Knitter🧶
Navy Vet⚓️
Househead🏡🎵
Bass guitar player🎸
Into a lil bit of errthang🤏🏽
I talk about black folx shit✊🏾
Why does a fly hide as soon as you pick up the fly shatter? Do they know what's about to happen to them? Do they have internal survival instincts that kick in like spidey senses? Regardless. I'm patient. That ass will die.
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Why does a fly hide as soon as you pick up the fly shatter? Do they know what's about to happen to them? Do they have internal survival instincts that kick in like spidey senses? Regardless. I'm patient. That ass will die.
Happy Halloween. Scary, scary times indeed.
a man with a pumpkin on his head is dancing in a cemetery with black cats
ALT: a man with a pumpkin on his head is dancing in a cemetery with black cats
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October 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Happy Halloween. Scary, scary times indeed.
Current events got me feeling like this. IYKYK.
October 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Current events got me feeling like this. IYKYK.
Things are fucked up out here, but have the best day you can.
October 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Things are fucked up out here, but have the best day you can.
I don't believe a word any of them say. Not a single word.
October 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I don't believe a word any of them say. Not a single word.
Sticking your fingertips under running water for 3 seconds after using the bathroom is NOT washing your hands. It's just splattering your piss & shit everywhere. And then you have the nerve to wanna potluck🙄
Quit being a nasty germ-spreading neanderthal and wash your damn hands😤
Quit being a nasty germ-spreading neanderthal and wash your damn hands😤
September 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Sticking your fingertips under running water for 3 seconds after using the bathroom is NOT washing your hands. It's just splattering your piss & shit everywhere. And then you have the nerve to wanna potluck🙄
Quit being a nasty germ-spreading neanderthal and wash your damn hands😤
Quit being a nasty germ-spreading neanderthal and wash your damn hands😤
During my drive to work this morning, it dawned on me that at my big age, I find myself in a perpetual state of starting over in every aspect of my life.
It's scary and exciting at the same time.
It's scary and exciting at the same time.
August 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
During my drive to work this morning, it dawned on me that at my big age, I find myself in a perpetual state of starting over in every aspect of my life.
It's scary and exciting at the same time.
It's scary and exciting at the same time.
I want some catfish.
That's it. That's all.
That's it. That's all.
August 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I want some catfish.
That's it. That's all.
That's it. That's all.
Men that go to the nail salon with their women and just sit right next to her and not get services themselves...it's giving jealous, insecure, deranged, uber controlling.
Blink, sis, if you're in danger.
Blink, sis, if you're in danger.
August 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Men that go to the nail salon with their women and just sit right next to her and not get services themselves...it's giving jealous, insecure, deranged, uber controlling.
Blink, sis, if you're in danger.
Blink, sis, if you're in danger.
I absolutely HATE shopping for clothes. And for shoes. I don't find it enjoyable🤷🏾♀️
June 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I absolutely HATE shopping for clothes. And for shoes. I don't find it enjoyable🤷🏾♀️
I've got the damn flu. Not a bad cold that folks mistakenly call the flu. A whole ass Influenza A. In the middle of a heat wave. I wasn't this sick with covid☹️
June 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I've got the damn flu. Not a bad cold that folks mistakenly call the flu. A whole ass Influenza A. In the middle of a heat wave. I wasn't this sick with covid☹️
You're in your car. You grab your purse. It's the wrong end. All your shit falls out😐
June 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
You're in your car. You grab your purse. It's the wrong end. All your shit falls out😐
I hope y'all are paying attention.
June 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I hope y'all are paying attention.
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Masses showed up, were counted, selfied and tagged wearing cute tshirts and carrying slogans. Kinda like being at a folk festival. So what's the ACTION PLAN to undo the damage done when not enough of y'all massed your asses on those ballots to prevent this shit?
June 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Masses showed up, were counted, selfied and tagged wearing cute tshirts and carrying slogans. Kinda like being at a folk festival. So what's the ACTION PLAN to undo the damage done when not enough of y'all massed your asses on those ballots to prevent this shit?
I'm not riding with people who can't control their rage while driving. The idiots you're yelling at can't hear you.
June 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I'm not riding with people who can't control their rage while driving. The idiots you're yelling at can't hear you.
Anybody know what's happening at The Pank? Is it coming back or what 🤷🏾♀️
June 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Anybody know what's happening at The Pank? Is it coming back or what 🤷🏾♀️
Real feds don't cover their faces.
June 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Real feds don't cover their faces.
He doesn't give a good fuck about "the law" so why should you? Quit playing your game and play his.
June 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
He doesn't give a good fuck about "the law" so why should you? Quit playing your game and play his.
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Only you can....
Finish the sentence
Finish the sentence
June 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Only you can....
Finish the sentence
Finish the sentence
So, I guess "reverse racism" is a thing now.
a man wearing a lanyard that says community recovery on it
ALT: a man wearing a lanyard that says community recovery on it
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June 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
So, I guess "reverse racism" is a thing now.
PSA - Expect to experience some sticker shock at Dollar General today. Brace yourself.
June 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
PSA - Expect to experience some sticker shock at Dollar General today. Brace yourself.
Drive thru workers - I know you're stressed AF at work, but us customers are too. So help us help you by speaking clearly, LISTENING, and let us finish before you cut us off mid-order. This way you won't have to spit in anyone's food.
May 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Drive thru workers - I know you're stressed AF at work, but us customers are too. So help us help you by speaking clearly, LISTENING, and let us finish before you cut us off mid-order. This way you won't have to spit in anyone's food.
Cities that replace 4-way stops with roundabouts yet neglect fixing potholes have their priorities misplaced🛑
May 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Cities that replace 4-way stops with roundabouts yet neglect fixing potholes have their priorities misplaced🛑