Yeah. And Sprite with Oreos.

Don’t know what is worse.

We did. Although, don’t tar all the goths.

I fully expect he thinks he did it for the lols on the rest of us. However, we all know better - he’s only kidding himself. So the jokes on him. Right?

Erm. Correct?

It’s going to be ok, isn’t it? Oh f…

If it really followed the Advent thing, you’d do about 80% of them on day 2, and polish it off on 3.

I guess it was the beard and the pigtails. A guy like you should wear a warning.

Or something.

Who is loving this?

Never offer to marry a Nazi. It won’t end well.

Eww.

Ok. Obviously on one hand that sounds excellent - down with these sort of people.

On the other hand it kind of invites a distillation of the community to an ever more echoey, echo chamber.

First they came for the Nazis and Hard Right, and I didn’t speak out because quite right…

I like your utopian vision, but I’m sure they come here to spread their weak venom.

Referees too. With their whistles and little notebooks. Or were you talking about the moderating police?

Bit more South East (of Marsden, not Surrey or Kent), but don’t want to tell everyone, but you can come and enjoy our pubs and things.

Blurskyer? Wossdat?

You are angrier than me. I just look at things and shrug disappointedly. My rage is all burned out from Brexit.

Are you going to be a new chill Blurskyer now?

In theory, subject to something unfortunate happening, I’m going to be ‘that much closer’ in 2025. That much closer puts my on the other side of Saddleworth Moor. That is quite a broad church.

Just the other side of Saddleworth Moor.

I’ve got such low key imposter syndrome here. I resigned from social media and now I’m back and don’t know what to do.

What if I do it wrong? What is they laugh at me? What if my toast isn’t that compelling?

Hola. It’s been a while, do I have to say something interesting now?