Not an expert on these things but i think it might go better if he had good opinions? Just spitballing here.
December 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Not an expert on these things but i think it might go better if he had good opinions? Just spitballing here.
Looking good! You been working out?
December 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Looking good! You been working out?
Have you tried unplugging house and plugging back in? Should be easy.
December 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Have you tried unplugging house and plugging back in? Should be easy.
Yeah bro that is what the airport gym is for. Getting your pump in while waiting in your 3 piece suit
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Yeah bro that is what the airport gym is for. Getting your pump in while waiting in your 3 piece suit
This totally worked out fine before! Nothing to worry about. Not a single concerning historical analogue.
December 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This totally worked out fine before! Nothing to worry about. Not a single concerning historical analogue.
Are Dry Pants to Blame for America’s Failing Schools?
By Ross Douthat
By Ross Douthat
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Are Dry Pants to Blame for America’s Failing Schools?
By Ross Douthat
By Ross Douthat
Oh god, we are going to get an AI Charlie Kirk aren’t we?
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Oh god, we are going to get an AI Charlie Kirk aren’t we?
And we are doing numbers like nobody has ever seen before. Bananas are selling for $10. People can get rich selling things called bananas. It’s incredible. You can sell everything for ten times as much as a month ago.
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
And we are doing numbers like nobody has ever seen before. Bananas are selling for $10. People can get rich selling things called bananas. It’s incredible. You can sell everything for ten times as much as a month ago.
I think we should offer him a nice vacation in Caracas. The locals can show him their appreciation for all his hard work.
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I think we should offer him a nice vacation in Caracas. The locals can show him their appreciation for all his hard work.
Handing out biology degrees over there to anyone who finishes a science-themed coloring book. Have to stay inside the lines though.
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Handing out biology degrees over there to anyone who finishes a science-themed coloring book. Have to stay inside the lines though.
Professors hate this one weird trick
December 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Professors hate this one weird trick
Gotta make sure it still works i guess! Who knew?
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Gotta make sure it still works i guess! Who knew?
Wondering how I would dodge a slew of different criminal charges for just whipping my dick at people out to satisfy the legal challenge of some freak named Rupert, the bathroom gender arbiter
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Wondering how I would dodge a slew of different criminal charges for just whipping my dick at people out to satisfy the legal challenge of some freak named Rupert, the bathroom gender arbiter
I’m a creep and nobody should be allowed to say anything negative about it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I’m a creep and nobody should be allowed to say anything negative about it.
It’s crazy how obsessed the right is with George Soros vs. how little a vast majority of the left thinks about him at all.
November 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It’s crazy how obsessed the right is with George Soros vs. how little a vast majority of the left thinks about him at all.
We worked out that when the numbers are too big you can just stop counting and it’s no big deal. Nothing to worry about.
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
We worked out that when the numbers are too big you can just stop counting and it’s no big deal. Nothing to worry about.
Elon’s loyalists will demand the robot be fuckable. They want something they can easily slot the waifu version of Grok into
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Elon’s loyalists will demand the robot be fuckable. They want something they can easily slot the waifu version of Grok into
AITAH? I asked the loathsome dung eater about his past and he won’t stop calling me names
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
AITAH? I asked the loathsome dung eater about his past and he won’t stop calling me names
Gotta say, Booker Hodges is a 10/10 name for a police chief.
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Gotta say, Booker Hodges is a 10/10 name for a police chief.
Somebody needs to trick him into drawing a clock.
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Somebody needs to trick him into drawing a clock.
Excuse me, they don’t “sell” each other anything. They pass the same beans back and forth incredibly fast, generating unlimited recurring revenue through the power of friendship
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Excuse me, they don’t “sell” each other anything. They pass the same beans back and forth incredibly fast, generating unlimited recurring revenue through the power of friendship
I. DECLARE. ANARCHY!
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I. DECLARE. ANARCHY!