M. Roland Waverley
@mrwaverley.substack.com
He/Him. 40s. Absent-minded, over-educated daydreamer. Writer by profession and compulsion. Dreaming of the fantastic, the erotic, the romantic, and the cosmically horrific.
My name is an available option. Just saying. 👉👈
November 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My name is an available option. Just saying. 👉👈
Excuse me, young lady, but how dare you be this sexy on the internet. How. Dare. (No, but you look phenomenal; blonde or otherwise.)
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Excuse me, young lady, but how dare you be this sexy on the internet. How. Dare. (No, but you look phenomenal; blonde or otherwise.)
Locking the door behind me for starters. Anal—excuse me, annual performance reviews should be conducted in privacy.
October 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Locking the door behind me for starters. Anal—excuse me, annual performance reviews should be conducted in privacy.
Always sound advice. Let me know if you need help stretching anything. I’ll be happy to assist. 🫦
October 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Always sound advice. Let me know if you need help stretching anything. I’ll be happy to assist. 🫦
Wood—I mean, good morning!
September 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Wood—I mean, good morning!
Duly noted.
kermit the frog is drinking from a cup of tea
ALT: kermit the frog is drinking from a cup of tea
media.tenor.com
September 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Duly noted.
Aww, @purple-juice-4073.bsky.social is the best!
September 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Aww, @purple-juice-4073.bsky.social is the best!
Reposted by M. Roland Waverley
It’s weird the NRA forgot to use the 2nd amendment against a tyrannical government
August 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
It’s weird the NRA forgot to use the 2nd amendment against a tyrannical government
Fantastic work, Lilac!
August 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Fantastic work, Lilac!