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Even the goddamn Joker understood that being a Nazi is Too Far
The Joker, from Batman, discovers the Red Skull (in some crazy crossover comic) is a God Damn Nazi, and decides that working with Nazis is going too far even for him.
October 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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This is Vincenzo Peruggia. He's the man who stole the Mona Lisa and made it DaVinci's most famous painting.
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Among the many problems with these cards, the way this piece of pizza is being picked up seems extremely weird. #mtg #tmnt
Shredder, from TMNT, picks up a piece of pizza with the MTG swamp symbol on it. It does not look appetising.
October 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Birb
September 2, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Kird ape, a magic the gathering card; a big ape with red eyes staring out of the foliage.
August 19, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Charlie Brown being tempted by Lucy to kick a football, which she will pull away at the last second. Just like Australia always believes the US about their absurd claims to justify wars.
June 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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So what is "ambient" in the context of bakery sales?
A sign that says "ambient resales" in the bakery of a supermarket
June 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I don't want to tell all these other people they are wrong, but...

(no seriously all these choices are awesome)
Bo Levar telling Urza off, from MTG. The card is Gainsay; it's flavour text is "I'd be happy to stop contradicting you, Urza, just as soon as you start being right!"
May 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Fried potato fried potato
May 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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May 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Democracy manifest
May 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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This would be awesome, but...what is going on in this graph

what message is this trying to convey.
A graph trying to show Ali France ahead of Dutton in the seat of dixon, with an incomprehensible choice of graphics and a meaningless y axis
April 11, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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God, Sam Reich is going to be in so many magic related memes today and have no idea why.
Sam Reich, from game changer, with a Sol Ring for a head. The text is Sam's iconic "I've been here the whole time"
February 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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December 1, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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I have no mouth, edvard munch, 1894
Depression, munch, 1894. A depressed man walks across a bridge (the same bridge from the more famous scream). Two figures walk awak in the background.
October 31, 2024 at 11:43 AM
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"Why yes" said Mary, rolling a deception check "I certainly am virgin"
Annunciation, baldovinetti, 1457
October 24, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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As Jesus demonstrated the new morning squat routine, Judas came to a decision.
(The last supper, ghirlandino, 1480)
Jesus is doing a deep squat in the last supper by Ghiraldino, 1480)
October 23, 2024 at 9:13 AM
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Mary did not believe her secret Santa gift cost less than 20 dollars
October 22, 2024 at 12:46 PM
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Mark Hamil, self portrait, 1897
October 22, 2024 at 12:26 PM
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Me: ok, I've seen the Botticelli and the davinci we are through the best of the uffizi.

Me walking to the next room
Raphael's goldfinches
October 22, 2024 at 11:19 AM
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The actual best painting
The calumny of apelles by Botticelli.
October 22, 2024 at 11:05 AM
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"They were roommates" Overbeck, 1828
The painting "italia and germania" showing two women in a close intimate moment, by overbeck
October 18, 2024 at 8:52 AM
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Toblrdom
October 16, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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Sex in the city (edvard munch, 1905)
October 16, 2024 at 9:28 AM
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8 bit stained glass at cologne cathedral
October 15, 2024 at 1:47 PM