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Mark Touw
@mrtouw.bsky.social
My mom says I’m cool
Did he kidnap that penguin and is now deporting it to Greenland?
January 24, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Remember when they all criticized the bad advice Joe Biden got?? Oh wait…
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 PM
…until Trump yells at you.
January 16, 2026 at 5:25 PM
You sure that’s a good idea?
January 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Follow up: Where has it been proven?
January 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
January 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
January 10, 2026 at 4:54 PM
January 9, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Just not in the Donbas…or Chicago, Portland…or Los Angeles.
January 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Says the guy who bankrupted casinos and was legally barred from running a charity.
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
It must be frustrating to see these little glimpses into how a properly functioning country would operate and wonder if anything would actually come of them.
January 1, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Five bucks says she’s got a sweet new gig at some O&G company.
January 1, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Don’t tell ICE that.
December 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Maybe if the tow truck driver was a pedo Miller would feel better about the outcome.
December 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Don’t forget to finger-wag!
December 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Totally beating those weird allegations
December 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Let’s cripple or shut down emergency rooms in rural areas, let’s remove restrictions on car insurance rates, now let’s allow everyone to drive faster on the highways. It’s a golden age of common sense!
December 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Just love the Conservative mindset of the new millennium: everything bad that happens is someone else’s fault.
December 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This is how I picture it
December 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
So…trafficking humans is bad?
December 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Has Indiana considered giving him a Peace Prize? Just throwing it out there.
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
That’s how you pad your stats, kids!
December 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Holding my breath until we get a strong condemnation of this by her. 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This guy??
December 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Not only pricing, but the whole process of purchasing items. Big special boy just wants things and they magically arrive. Planes, Big Macs, porn stars, etc. The guy who campaigned on “only I can fix it” would have no idea how to change a light bulb or even extract a new one from a box.
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM