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Mr. Toeface 🦶🏻
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•platonically love your feet
•chronic night shifter

🎮 Playing: Halo: MCC & Stardew Valley
📚 Reading: Acceptance by Jeff Vandermeer
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Trying something new, style-wise 🦂
A close up of a person's closed fist facing the camera. They are wearing a ring on their pinky finger. Atop the ring is a dark grey scorpion with a dark blue gemstone set in the middle. A close up of the back of a person's hand. They are wearing a ring on their pinky finger. Atop the ring is a dark grey scorpion with a dark blue gemstone set in the middle.
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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May I present to you: my place of work
A large cabinet filled with multiple shelves of blocks of cheese and sliced cheese.
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Gn, friends 🫶🏻
A photo of someone's TV playing Dimension 20's Cloudward Ho series. Brennan Lee Mulligan sits at the head of a table decorated in Steampunk design as he talks to someone off camera.
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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It's the fact that Redbull and Mountain Dew are both mentioned.
Lyrics from the song "Blink 182" by Half an Orange: "We could play Blink-Blink 182 Chasing all our dreams with Redbull and Mountain Dew Hangover so bad, we would sleep until the morning was through"
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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UPS ALREADY HAS MY PACKAGE and it's actually predicted to arrive Tuesday, November 25th. This is going to be a long weekend lol.
Label created - 11/21/2025 11:34 AM Dropped off at the UPS store by customer - 11/21/2025 1:20 PM We have your package - 11/21/2025, 8:51 PM
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Because WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALREADY SHIPPED
Magic - Avatar: The Last Airbender Bundle. 2 items from TCGplayer. Expected by Sun, Dec 7
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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*whispering:*

Don't worry, I'm in the clear
A photo of a man leaning down and whispering in George Bush's ear.
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Two very different vibes 💫
A mirror selfie of a man in his bedroom. He is wearing a thin white tank top that is tucked into his black joggers, with black socks on. His face is cropped out of the photo, but the definition of his arms is visible. Another mirror selfie of the same man, now wearing a sweatshirt over his tank top. Still wearing black joggers and black socks. The outfit seems more cozy than the previous one.
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Stolen from Kore, curiosity is killing this cat tonight.
"what vibe do I give off? mermaid potion , trinket box , the eternal cycle of life and death , girlypop axe , advil liquid gel , father paul groupie"
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Time for part 3.
The book Acceptance by Jeff VanderMeer, book 3 of the Southern Reach Series. The cover depicts an owl that has been terribly transformed and warped by some unknown entity.
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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My body is a machine that turns depression into finished books
Screenshots from StoryGraph showing 2 books by Jeff VanderMeer: Annihilation and Authority. Annihilation was finished Nov 10, 2025 and Authority was finished Nov 19, 2025. 9 days later.
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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I'm going as fast as I can Eddie! 😭
A cartoon drawing of a skeleton in a cave. Their pelvis has shattered, implying they were having sex at the time of their death
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Okay I know I said I wanted a Honda Civic (and I still do) but holy shit look at this VW Golf 😍
A bright orange Volkswagen Golf sitting in a gravel parking lot. The side profile of a bright orange Volkswagen Golf An interior shot of the car showing the entertainment center with the steering wheel visible to the left hand side of the screen. There are orange accents in the car. Another interior shot, taken from outside the car, showing the front two seats and the dashboard.
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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As requested, here's the sign
A cropped image of a whiteboard labeled "Shift Production." Underneath has a column that is labeled "Hourly" and underneath says "Act - Goal" and to the right is another column that is labeled "Cum" and underneath also says "Act - Goal"
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Okay fine I'll bite. I could do with some reassurance 🫣
What colour am I to you? Positive edition! Yellow - the mutual who is just very positive Light blue - the mutual who always makes you laugh Red - the smart mutual who always has intelligent things to say Green - the mutual who you would trust with your life Rose - the mutual who you're not very close with, but would love to be Blue - the cool mutual, you don't even know why you're mutuals (they are THAT cool) Lavender - the fun mutual you want to get high/drunk with Orange - the mutual you'd commit a crime with Turquoise - the mutual you would be irl friends with Gold(ish) - the mutual you want to flirt with (or already do...) Pink - the hot mutual, damn you're just so pretty Black - the mutual you want to elope with
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Psychologically, the first Saturn return is seen as the time of reaching full adulthood, and being faced, perhaps for the first time, with adult challenges and responsibilities.
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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open.spotify.com/track/3dDS0R...
Lyrics from the song "Buzz Lightyear" by Half an Orange: "I want to fly away, Far from my mistakes, My baggage has too much weight, So my bed is where I stay. Tell the clouds that I say 'Hey'" Lyrics from the song "Buzz Lightyear" by Half an Orange: "I think of my departure, Fuck, look at the hour, I have work in an hour, It's been two days since I've showered"
November 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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No thirst traps today, just a good ol' fashioned mirror selfie.
A man in motorcycle gear taking a mirror selfie in a gas station bathroom. His jacket is unzipped showing his t shirt underneath and his visor is open on his helmet.
November 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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I sold my soul for an achievement and it only cost me 140,000g.
A picture of the Community Center in Stardew Valley that has been converted into a Joja Co warehouse. There are several people standing out front of the warehouse with a large "Success" sign A Stardew Valley achievement titled "Joja Co. Member of the Year - Become a Joja Co. member and purchase all the community development perks."
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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open.spotify.com/track/5WRpF7...
Lyrics from the song "Old Friends" by Half an Orange, Blonde Maze "I live seventeen floors up and when I cry I can see the city through my watered eyes Lets me know that I'm still here"
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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The teaser in question (for the Vault Edition of the game).

Like, if that's not an AI voiceover then they cast a truly unremarkable voice actor.
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Oh my god a bathroom stall that actually doesn't have a gap in the doors
A picture of the interior of a public bathroom stall showing the handle and locking mechanism. Where the door meets the wall, there is no gap that anyone could potentially see through
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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purge.exe activated
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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November #promosky

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A 3d rendering of an anthropomorphic bird like creature with green skin. They are pointing to themselves standing in a doorway wearing sunglasses. A 3d rendering of an anthropomorphic bird like creature with green skin. They are pointing to themselves standing in a doorway wearing fancy looking pajamas with light blue glasses. A 3d rendering of an anthropomorphic bird like creature with green skin. They are pointing to themselves standing in a doorway wearing a fancy suit, top hat, and monocle. To the right hand side is a camera taking a picture. A 3d rendering of an anthropomorphic bird like creature with green skin. They are wearing a cowboy's outfit and in the background is a horse-like creature with two eyes on the side of its head.
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM