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Maartje
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My mom wants me to go outside. I guess this will have to do 😅
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Just finished Bon Appétit, Your Majesty on Netflix. It was my first time slip show since Rooftop Prince. I was initially like meh but ended up loving it! Now to pick another from my infinite list of kdramas 😅
Snip of the trailer for Bon Appétit, Your Majesty on Netflix with Lee Chae-Min as Tyrant King Yeonsan dressed in royal garb in front of a meal on the left and Yoona as Chef Yeon Ji-yeong dressed as a royal cook in the Jeoson era cooking on the right with the Netflix logo above the show's title about 2024 TV-14 Limited Series HD symbol and Caption symbol
October 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Duolingo is hilarious 🤣 Estoy lista Duo (I'm ready Duo) 💃
Screenshot of notifications panel with a notification from duolingo that features a bunny icon with the flag of Puerto Rico and text : You've got 4 months Halftime show won't be in English. Learn Spanish! Also seen is Breakfast by Dove Cameron currently playing on Spotify
October 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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The sass that Oscar gives on Duolingo when you play him in chess 🤣
Screenshot of a chess set up from Duolingo with the Oscar character saying: You're giving...pawn who thinks they're a king. Gray pieces at the top and white pieces at the bottom. 0 points and timer set to 20:00 displayed above the words Play Chess.
September 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Do tell 👀 this one's mine
Asliyah by Asayel
August 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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I forgot to post the Friday funnies and now it's Monday lol but I hope you have a great, and at least mildly amusing, week lol
A blond, Caucasian woman wearing a black see-through shirt with rose patterns staring at a white, rectangular piece of paper looking not quite sad not quite happy under the caption "Me and my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift" A white cat looking startled with text in front saying "My cat, regretting her decision to be my emotional support animal..." A middle-aged, bald, Caucasian man wearing dark slacks with a belt and a white button down shirt opened at the collar holding two thumbs and smiling under the text "Management: Don't worry we will get it done somehow" next to a young, Caucasian woman with dirty blond hair and tattoos on her arm wearing dark slacks and a white button down shirt opened at the color in the midst of clapping with an unamused expression under the words "Me knowing I'm the somehow" A young, Caucasian boy with brown hair looking to the side in front of a what may be a wooden headboard with a possibly concerned expression under the words: "documentary describing traits of serial killers: -"prefers to be alone" -"has few friends" -stays home a lot"
July 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Fridayyyyy, here are some funnies I "stole" from the humor page at work 🤭
white box in front of library shelves with a post from bookeworm94 (Caucasian woman with brown hair in a side bang wearing red glasses and a red shirt) which states: It could be drugs, I whisper to myself as I buy 37 new books with no shelf space and a tight budget. At least it's not drugs. Gray rock tied by metal chain hanging from mounted post attached to a building in front of a sign. The sign has a black background with white lettering stating JOHN'S WEATHER FORECASTING STONE followed by a white background with black letters. There are two columns CONDITION (of the rock) and FORECAST followed by Stone is Wet - Rain, Stone is Dry - Not Raining, Shadow on Ground - Sunny, White on Top - Snowing, Can't See Stone - Foggy, Swinging Stone - Windy, Stone Jumping Up & Down - Earthquake, Stone Gone - Tornado Two pictures with text Hope this email finds you well and How this email found me with a Caucasian woman with blond hair sobbing photoshopped onto an office with several cubicles and another with the same text but a small child blond Caucasian child crying while coloring with a hand to her forehead
July 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I forgot one lol hope your Saturday shift is going or went well 😄
It's a shame nothing is built in the USA any more. I just bought a TV & it said "Built in antenna". I don't even know where that is.
May 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Funny memes from work I finally downloaded from my email (I wonder if IT is curious as to why I keep emailing myself memes 😅)
Black background with yellow text: I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised that I'd pick up a stranger and asked, "thanks, but why would you pick me up? How do you know I'm not a serial killer?" I told him the chances of two serial killers in one car would be astronomical. An old, bearded, Caucasian male smoking a cigar outside while looking into the distance with the words: I asked my granddaughter to fetch me a newspaper. She laughed and said "grandad you are so old, just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall and killed that big hairy spider An old, Caucasian female wearing glasses while sitting in the driver's seat of a car with her hands on the steering wheel squinting and smiling towards the camera with the words: When I was young, I was poor. But after years of hard, honest and painstaking work, I'm no longer young. A young African-American male wearing a headset and sitting in an office cubicle with two monitors, a keyboard, and various office supplies as well as a packet of bacon, a carton of eggs, a plate, a bottle of syrup, and what looks to be a bag of shredded cheese, pepper shaker, and salt shaker. He's using a fork to move a slice of bacon which is grilling on a table top grill with 3 other bacon slices and 10 mini sausages. The caption reads: Maam, I'm going to place you on a brief hold.
May 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Memes I stole from work, still laughing
Me: sorry I'm late I broke down on the way to work Boss: is your car okay? Me: car? Man in car driving by under the caption couldn't find a parking spot at my job so I left, They got enough people A cat staring into the camera close up with the caption me when I see someone with my name ( i am the original) God, I'm not questioning your thing..about my soulmate. I just need a shipping update. Is it out for delivery or still in processing?
May 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Just making physics more fun 😆
Equations solving for two instances of elastic potential energy written with a rainbow pen.
May 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Lucy on Duolingo loves conspiracies. She's like are they really asking how they are or is it code for being ready for an assignment???? Cracks me up every time 😂 Happy Friyayyy
Picture of a screenshot from a lesson with Lucy from Duolingo with an antenna in her hair bun and the words LUCY IS LISTENING
April 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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I mostly taught physics today (with a quick break for trig and rational expressions) and came across this funny post on a worksheet site 😂 #science
Several capital Greek letter omegas doing yoga and saying oooohhhhhmmmm with the lead omega telling a resistor with an angry face and crossed arms "come meditate with me, man. You don't have to resist everything."
March 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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🤓 The witch's face throughout history: from demonization to rehabilitation...I have no idea how I fell down this wiki hole THAT hard. I could not tell you what I first searched lol #nerd
An image of a painting featuring medieval people and the text The witch's face throughout history: from demonization to rehabilitation in French
March 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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My "favorite" thing about insomnia is how quickly I can finish a book. (I was too impatient to wait for season 2 to come out on Netflix)
Book cover for Heaven Official's Blessing Book 1 by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu featuring Xie Lian dressed as a bride in all red being escorted under an umbrella by Hua Cheng, who is also dressed in red, while surrounded by tiny silver butterflies
March 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM