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Dan Long
@mrteamcorvette.bsky.social
Poundshop rockabilly. He/Him.
Monday.
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM
It all starts with oohs and ahhs, but then… 🦤👀
 
Science meets religion meets professional ambition as the lovely @musechick.bsky.social narrates THE FIRST DODO from my anthology The Quick And The Dread…
 
open.substack.com/pub/danlong/...
 
open.spotify.com/show/6Xg0JnL...
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Monday.
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
“Sandrine felt her shoulders slump for the twelfth time that day.”

Family can be tough – especially if you’re not really part of it.
 
Feel better about your own relationships and read DIMINISHING RETURNS, my new story for The Quick And The Dread at open.substack.com/pub/danlong/...
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Our *youngest* is now 15 years old - which means @drteamcorvette.bsky.social and I are only one stiff breeze away from becoming piles of dust.
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Monday.
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
“Nick couldn’t believe this was how the day was ending…”

Your worst day at work could always get worse – you could have to walk between Bank and Monument…

Read all about it in MONUMENT TO SOMEWHERE, my new short story for The Quick And The Dread at open.substack.com/pub/danlong/...
November 8, 2025 at 10:25 AM
N-n-n-n-nineteen, nineteen
N-nineteen, nineteen

@drteamcorvette.bsky.social and I have been married for 19 years today and I love her more and more each day.

I consider myself so lucky to share the world with someone so special, who makes my life better than I could have ever imagined ♥️
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Monday.
November 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Talent can only get you so far – and if you’ve not got any? Well…
 
There are no shortcuts to success – or safety – in my short story ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE, as read by the absolutely impeccable @millicenttho.bsky.social
 
open.substack.com/pub/danlong/...
 
Or wherever you get your favourite audiobooks.
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
She's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until she bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then...

Happy Halloween from me and Pixie! 🎃🦈🎃
October 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
A great recipe doesn’t just make delicious food – it can change your life…

Join the wonderful @elliejoypanic.bsky.social as she narrates her way through spaghetti and spirits with my seasonal short story SEND IT, CHEF!

open.substack.com/pub/danlong/...

open.spotify.com/show/6Xg0JnL...
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
SCRSCCCCHHH!

Water, water everywhere – and not one wink of sleep.

Ignore those bumps in the night and read DELUGE, my new period-style short story for The Quick And The Dread at open.substack.com/pub/danlong/...

It's time to start getting DREADFUL for Halloween...
October 29, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Monday.
October 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
WHOA, THAT WAS AWESOME!

Thank you so much to the folk who came down to see SplitScreen Live! at MCM today - and most especially to my Canadian tuxedo twin, the wonderful @alixwiltonregan.bsky.social ❤️
October 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This is Halloween.

This is Halloween.

Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.

Well, nearly.

Everyone, hail to the Pumpkin Pig as things get spooky and Guinea Pig Appreciation Week draws to a close…
October 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Dan? Present.

Em? Present.

Bret? Present.

@drteamcorvette.bsky.social and I went to see @bretrospective.bsky.social for a night of mother-flippin' musical and comedy genius - and we were so lucky to watch it from the front row!

Our hearts sang and our faces still ache from smiling - WONDERFUL!
October 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Happy Guinea Pig Appreciation Week to all who celebrate - especially our Queen Pixie ♥️🐹♥️
October 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
October 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM
“Tom’s heart sank as he came hurtling round the corner.”

When fame, fortune and fandom collide the end results can be… messy.
 
Find out more when you read STAGED AWE, my new short story for The Quick And The Dread at open.substack.com/pub/danlong/...
October 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Pixie was very excited to meet her new BFF - and decided to ‘borrow’ @trixiemattel.bsky.social's wig afterwards to make a nest.
October 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
October 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Trixie meet Pixie.

Time to get into the spirit of the season with two Halloween Queens

✨🎃✨

@trixiemattel.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
WIND’S HOWLING FOR SPLITSCREEN!

It was so exciting to chat with THE Geralt via @dougcockle.bsky.social on the @insertcoin.bsky.social podcast – and we caught up about magic, going method and creating the perfect voice.

Watch/listen at:

youtu.be/-3Jw3TcPlf8

open.spotify.com/show/1G6Mvt5...
October 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Monday.
October 13, 2025 at 7:05 AM