Mr T Ate My Balls
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It is said that God never closes a door without opening a window.
Why are the windows always painted shut?
Keep some turpentine on you.
Why are the windows always painted shut?
Keep some turpentine on you.
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Elon’s busy schedule today is claiming astronauts were left in the ISS for political reasons, getting corrected by an ISS astronaut, throwing a fit where he calls the astronaut a slur, then complaining that we should deorbit the ISS
February 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Elon’s busy schedule today is claiming astronauts were left in the ISS for political reasons, getting corrected by an ISS astronaut, throwing a fit where he calls the astronaut a slur, then complaining that we should deorbit the ISS
February 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Yes, and it awesome. Suck a cheetas di*k.
February 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Yes, and it awesome. Suck a cheetas di*k.
You are in control.
February 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
You are in control.
This is why we are being punished. I am confused why they gave the clown, in the upper right, herpes.
January 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
This is why we are being punished. I am confused why they gave the clown, in the upper right, herpes.
Leaked photo of our brave troops in NorCal turning on the water to save SoCal
January 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Leaked photo of our brave troops in NorCal turning on the water to save SoCal
Never pet a burning dog.
January 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Never pet a burning dog.
It is said that God never closes a door without opening a window.
Why are the windows always painted shut?
Keep some turpentine on you.
Why are the windows always painted shut?
Keep some turpentine on you.
January 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It is said that God never closes a door without opening a window.
Why are the windows always painted shut?
Keep some turpentine on you.
Why are the windows always painted shut?
Keep some turpentine on you.