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Uhhhh, I'm gonna be making videos where I colorfully describe random things. There's gonna be a wheel? Anyway, if you name a random thing, I'm gonna make a video describing that thing. Anything. Just like...name anything.

What the hell, Pop Tart? Who is this little man?

Morris Chestnut looks like he was drawn by John Romita Jr.

I feel kinda bad for Mark Zuckerberg. Even that early 2000s Jesse Eisenberg haircut couldn't make him seem like a real boy.

There's people debating what kinda salute Elon Musk made. We're forgetting the most important aspect, which is that Elon Musk should shut the hell up forever.

The next few days should be fun. I can't wait to read a million posts complaining on the Internet about people complaining on the Internet. And now I'm complaining on the Internet about people complaining...wait, why do I taste blue? Dad?

WELP.

And we're sure we don't wanna just go back to Tumblr? Nope? Alrighty then.