Mr. SnuffleupaGod
@mrsnuffleupagod.bsky.social
Behold, I shall squash your Great Pumpkin and eat him as pie.
MAGA is a CU_T
MAGA is a CU_T
It's time to throw the insider trader out. We can't fight Republican corruption with Democratic corruption of our own.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It's time to throw the insider trader out. We can't fight Republican corruption with Democratic corruption of our own.
One might even say she was groomed for it.
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
One might even say she was groomed for it.
It depends on how big the gratuity is.
November 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It depends on how big the gratuity is.
Elon taught him that trick.
November 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Elon taught him that trick.
The first orgasm in mankind's history occurred far earlier than most scientists are willing to admit.
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The first orgasm in mankind's history occurred far earlier than most scientists are willing to admit.
The stupidest people alive think they're automatic members of Mensa because it's got "Mens" in it.
October 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The stupidest people alive think they're automatic members of Mensa because it's got "Mens" in it.
Live in prison doesn't satisfy the blood lust of the mob.
October 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Live in prison doesn't satisfy the blood lust of the mob.
Charlie's never going to get to spend his victimhood properly, but his wife sure will.
October 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Charlie's never going to get to spend his victimhood properly, but his wife sure will.
I give it a month.
October 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I give it a month.
More wormsign than Arrakis.
October 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
More wormsign than Arrakis.
Blue states subsidizing bad red state choices.
October 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Blue states subsidizing bad red state choices.
He probably had staff sign an NDA before they laid down all that plastic and put the Huey Lewis playlist on.
October 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
He probably had staff sign an NDA before they laid down all that plastic and put the Huey Lewis playlist on.
Enhance your cancer with new cAIncer.
October 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Enhance your cancer with new cAIncer.
Charlie Kirk got Loomered.
September 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Charlie Kirk got Loomered.
Charlie got Loomered.
September 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Charlie got Loomered.
I think it preferred the egg.
September 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I think it preferred the egg.
Schumer isn't going to do anything to upset the balance because he wants to let Israel ethnically cleanse Palestine and Trump is the one most likely to let that happen.
September 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Schumer isn't going to do anything to upset the balance because he wants to let Israel ethnically cleanse Palestine and Trump is the one most likely to let that happen.
Cope harder. Red states would be in dire situations if they didn't have those blue cities' tax revenue to leech off of.
September 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Cope harder. Red states would be in dire situations if they didn't have those blue cities' tax revenue to leech off of.
Reading is fundamental.
September 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Reading is fundamental.
Oh shut the fuck up.
September 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Oh shut the fuck up.
You degenerate MAGoons are all alike. You don't want the law to apply to your fellow anti-American cohorts, but you sure do want it to limit the rights of everybody else.
September 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
You degenerate MAGoons are all alike. You don't want the law to apply to your fellow anti-American cohorts, but you sure do want it to limit the rights of everybody else.
You lie like a dog.
September 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You lie like a dog.