❄️Mrs. Claus❄️
@mrsnicholasclaus.bsky.social
Currently writing my biography, “I Did Stuff Too”.
Bro there are 2 camels so be grateful for what you have. I don’t have a goddamned emoji, but you can bet your ass I made myself a sticker. Naturally my husband gets one. They also took away the gun.
💨😕💥🔫 . Thank god for 🔪💣
I hate myself. Merry early Xmas!
💨😕💥🔫 . Thank god for 🔪💣
I hate myself. Merry early Xmas!
August 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Bro there are 2 camels so be grateful for what you have. I don’t have a goddamned emoji, but you can bet your ass I made myself a sticker. Naturally my husband gets one. They also took away the gun.
💨😕💥🔫 . Thank god for 🔪💣
I hate myself. Merry early Xmas!
💨😕💥🔫 . Thank god for 🔪💣
I hate myself. Merry early Xmas!
What the fuck.
April 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
What the fuck.
Yes chef! 🔥🐣🔥 I heard my husband on the phone with Jesus- Santa love it, too. You’ve surpassed our eggspectations by far. *chef’s kiss
April 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Yes chef! 🔥🐣🔥 I heard my husband on the phone with Jesus- Santa love it, too. You’ve surpassed our eggspectations by far. *chef’s kiss
You know my husby sees you when you are sleeping and when you are awake, right?
April 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
You know my husby sees you when you are sleeping and when you are awake, right?
My lung capacity is huge. Get your claps ready.
April 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My lung capacity is huge. Get your claps ready.
Do people still say, “preach”?
March 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Do people still say, “preach”?
Maybe it’s just b/c I’m high- but this photograph is beautiful. It’s haunting. There’s some kind of open-ended finality to it. The color blossoms. You should frame it. It’ll be ironic.
March 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Maybe it’s just b/c I’m high- but this photograph is beautiful. It’s haunting. There’s some kind of open-ended finality to it. The color blossoms. You should frame it. It’ll be ironic.
Is it still cool to say “yass”?
February 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Is it still cool to say “yass”?