SUCK MY ASS, B1TCH! LMFAO!!! Bet, I'm just getting warmed up. I've had this planned for a year while I was so innocently sitting in my little corner like a good girl. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

All you had to do was leave me tf alone. Trust when I say I am clapping back on a very specific date for a reason.

My neighbor identified as a "minor attracted person". One of my other neighbors now identifies as a "MAP murderer". Nature always heals itself. Trust the process.

I just bought a bunch of wire coat hangers to sneak into the MAGA forced breeding camps, so once we're all sent there, please send me a note via homing pigeon and I will deliver your Birthing Moderator™ any way I can!

I voted for Kamala Harris twice this year. My Republican ex-husband's ballot arrived by accident, and I filled it out for Mamala and just told him his ballot never arrived. I knew he worked Election Day and wouldn't be able to make it to the polling stations. #RESISTTHEPATRIARCHY

I've decided to shave my head in protest to MAGA. I won't shave my armpits, legs, or crotch, however. I haven't shaved those in years, but I am committed to repelling anyone who might want to breed me for Project 2025.

MAGA makes me rage.

I bought a Handmaiden's bonnet today. I know my future includes being sent to a forced labor camp, where I will be forced to go into labor every 9 months to breed the newest MAGA population for Project 2025's agenda. I am shook.