@mrsmakeup.bsky.social
Deep thoughts, smutty humour. Lethal but tasty. Better looking than Razor Ruddick. Fitter than I look
Went out evening clubbing. Got accidentally hammered too early 🙈
March 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Went out evening clubbing. Got accidentally hammered too early 🙈
“As her constitution required her to rest in bed till twelve thirty and drink two double gins before lunch, it was difficult for her to avoid increasing weight.”
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February 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
“As her constitution required her to rest in bed till twelve thirty and drink two double gins before lunch, it was difficult for her to avoid increasing weight.”
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Off out for dinner with the oldsters in the hotel
February 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Off out for dinner with the oldsters in the hotel
And, lest you think it’s all chips and wine, and sun over here, I’ve also read this book, which I gave 16 for Christmas, he read, and wanted me to read so we can discuss it. It’s very good, recommended Russian existentialism and beautifully written
February 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
And, lest you think it’s all chips and wine, and sun over here, I’ve also read this book, which I gave 16 for Christmas, he read, and wanted me to read so we can discuss it. It’s very good, recommended Russian existentialism and beautifully written
Yes, check out my view!
February 11, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Yes, check out my view!
Breaking my Jet2 virginity
February 10, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Breaking my Jet2 virginity
Went to the races at the weekend, such fun
February 3, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Went to the races at the weekend, such fun
Testing this, a new Glasgow whisky. Just young, so started with a ginger ale mixer nomeancity.co.uk
January 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Testing this, a new Glasgow whisky. Just young, so started with a ginger ale mixer nomeancity.co.uk
Anyone fancy a short novel about a sad housewife and her torrid affair with a monstrous frogman who’s good at housework , here you go
January 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Anyone fancy a short novel about a sad housewife and her torrid affair with a monstrous frogman who’s good at housework , here you go
Cold day the other day. Hat too big even for my massive head
January 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Cold day the other day. Hat too big even for my massive head
Went sword fighting today
January 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Went sword fighting today
Lovely walk in actual sun with Tiny Dog today
January 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Lovely walk in actual sun with Tiny Dog today
Seattle vibes
December 28, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Seattle vibes
Got hair done, no fringe now! Not on here much but just popped in
December 3, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Got hair done, no fringe now! Not on here much but just popped in
Goodnight, new app
September 19, 2023 at 10:01 PM
Goodnight, new app