Mrs Loctastic
@mrsloctastic.bsky.social
God give me the ability to grift like a mediocre personality desperate for an MSNBC time slot
It has been my honor to serve President Biden for these last two years. First as Press Sec, and as of October, also one of his advisors. I am thankful for his leadership, prowess, and courage to do what is right for the American people.
June 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
God give me the ability to grift like a mediocre personality desperate for an MSNBC time slot
Pope Leo killed the Big Five
June 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Pope Leo killed the Big Five
A man in this Delco Wawa just said “It’s warming up, boys” to no one in particular and I feel alive!
June 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
A man in this Delco Wawa just said “It’s warming up, boys” to no one in particular and I feel alive!
Sure would be great if the Phillies had a guy right now who could fill in at first base and hit dingers. And read. And was vaccinated. And wasn’t at January 6th.
May 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Sure would be great if the Phillies had a guy right now who could fill in at first base and hit dingers. And read. And was vaccinated. And wasn’t at January 6th.
I am not ashamed to admit I am excited we can play the “you’re gay” version of Picture to Burn again.
May 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I am not ashamed to admit I am excited we can play the “you’re gay” version of Picture to Burn again.
You guys are trying to tell me there is a god or church is real, and Biden gets cancer and not Trump? Come on now.
May 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
You guys are trying to tell me there is a god or church is real, and Biden gets cancer and not Trump? Come on now.
I regret to inform people that I enjoyed the first episode of Exciting Mics
May 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I regret to inform people that I enjoyed the first episode of Exciting Mics
Hands down my favorite development this week is the Pope having an asshole brother who is a dipshit on the internet
May 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Hands down my favorite development this week is the Pope having an asshole brother who is a dipshit on the internet
Phillies really yadda yadda harding over Pete Rose being a pedophile huh?
May 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Phillies really yadda yadda harding over Pete Rose being a pedophile huh?
The new Pope went to Villanova which is going to be super annoying
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The new Pope went to Villanova which is going to be super annoying
I am so so glad Ethel died before she had to witness this.
May 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I am so so glad Ethel died before she had to witness this.
Tailored to her with a pop of color. She never ever misses a theme.
Zendaya arrived at the Met Gala red carpet wearing a white three-piece suit complete with tie and jaunty hat. There’s a small, sparkly silver snake broach pinned to her back. Follow more updates. nyti.ms/43gvcBR
May 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Tailored to her with a pop of color. She never ever misses a theme.
I am begging Saquon to get a better PR team. They let him do press on the Met Gala red carpet while he was not even close to on theme AND in an ill fitted tux.
May 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I am begging Saquon to get a better PR team. They let him do press on the Met Gala red carpet while he was not even close to on theme AND in an ill fitted tux.
I know RFKjr has doesn’t know people his age with autism, but the special interest in war and the military is a tell, my man.
(AP) — Detailed Army plans for a potential military parade on President Donald Trump’s birthday in June call for more than 6,600 soldiers, at least 150 vehicles, 50 helicopters, seven bands and possibly a couple thousand civilians, The Associated Press has learned.
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May 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I know RFKjr has doesn’t know people his age with autism, but the special interest in war and the military is a tell, my man.
Trump talking about toys is funny because when Junior was in college, Trump bought the crew team an additional skull so Junior could have a spot on the team.
April 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Trump talking about toys is funny because when Junior was in college, Trump bought the crew team an additional skull so Junior could have a spot on the team.
Didn’t have Big Dom being a POS on my bingo card.
Just kidding, obviously I did because I am not some weirdo fan girl of the team bouncer.
Just kidding, obviously I did because I am not some weirdo fan girl of the team bouncer.
April 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Didn’t have Big Dom being a POS on my bingo card.
Just kidding, obviously I did because I am not some weirdo fan girl of the team bouncer.
Just kidding, obviously I did because I am not some weirdo fan girl of the team bouncer.
These pale mofos are not the team I saw win the super bowl this is embarrassing
April 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
These pale mofos are not the team I saw win the super bowl this is embarrassing
Honestly the funniest thing today is going to be whatever Trump says to ruin “exciting whites” forever.
April 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Honestly the funniest thing today is going to be whatever Trump says to ruin “exciting whites” forever.
Oh man Saquon that is some Penn State shit
April 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Oh man Saquon that is some Penn State shit
And RFKjr said he never heard of autism as a kid…
April 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
And RFKjr said he never heard of autism as a kid…
Oh Howie you messy bitch
April 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Oh Howie you messy bitch
Clay Matthews CTE check
April 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Clay Matthews CTE check
Happy David God Damn Putney Because I Feel Like It Day to all who celebrate.
April 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Happy David God Damn Putney Because I Feel Like It Day to all who celebrate.
I think people seriously underestimate how much the rest of Christianity hates Catholics and also how clueless most Catholics are to this
being this openly happy the pope died is genuinely crazy there’s no way her base supports this behavior
April 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I think people seriously underestimate how much the rest of Christianity hates Catholics and also how clueless most Catholics are to this