Here's some more since I've been given more materials.
@pickylanyardz.bsky.social

NEWS ALERT!!
Local Jayce simp and writer who underpays their employees @pickylanyardz.bsky.social Has saved an innocent seal also known as the mentioned underpaid worker!

"I'm literally a hero" Pickylanyardz stated after saving the innocent seal.

What an incredible writer and citizen!

Unhinged @pickylanyardz.bsky.social quotes.
Pt 1

@pickylanyardz.bsky.social
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PETITION TO GET MR SILLY HIS FREEDOM BACK AND PAID FOR HIS NON-OFFICIAL BETA WORK!!

@pickylanyardz.bsky.social what would you like to say to the press twin?
*sniffles dramatically in sad seal*
Guys i'm still in the attic. Someone rescue me from the evil PiCky, they're making me perform unpaid labor💔💔💔
A-And then bullying me.
They're so mean. /satire

GUYS ITS TRUE. THE RUMORS ARE TRUE 💔💔

@pickylanyardz.bsky.social has me in their attic, ME! An innocent silly seal being forced to do fanfic labor and leave praising comments without credit💔💔
They admit it. Can you believe it!? So evil and not silly.

One day i will see light again💔 /satire

GUYS GUYS GUYS PICKY IS BULLYING ME! IT IS OFFICIAL! THEY'RE A BULLY! >:0

@pickylanyardz.bsky.social

THIS IS BULLYING GUYS!

FUCK IT! I am the mastermind!! III CONFESSSS!

It was me, and i have no regrets 💔

Wowwww, @pickylanyardz.bsky.social do you guys see this? So mean to me, I'm crying on the floor and kicking my flippers. PiCky is so mean to me! Absolutely evil.

I swear some of the writers and artists for the #JayvikBDSMweek are trying to kill me. The amount of freaky in these posts are giving me superpowers. I've gone through at LEAST 50k+ words on ao3 and my eyes have been thoroughly BLESSED by the art.

I am actually tweaking. I NEED MY AO3 BACK PLEASEEEEE.
Roughly 8 hours of being deprived of ao3 and I'm already losing my shit.
I NEED MY JAYVIKKKK
*Sigh*
I'm fine. I'm fine. I can survive.