Made the mistake of viewing the White House's website today. The "timeline of events" chronicling the development of the building itself includes random jabs at the previous three Dem administrations

Surely Dame Emma didn't win her multiple Oscars and Emmys just to be identified as "Harry Potter alum" in a review of her latest work

"Tys Thdpssssps" sounds like the epic we've all been waiting for

I have a hard time believing this news isn't satire

When I woke up this morning, I didn't think the Rotten Tomatoes score of "The Princess Diaries" was a thing I cared about, but I thought wrong. Somebody needs to address this issue

Sick with the flu means we scroll through the 2024 Bulwer-Lyttons

Safe to say the progeny have successfully hacked my Spotify Wrapped this year

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