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Lauren Hoffmann
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📚Picture book connoisseur
😆Comedy nerd
🎃Halloween zealot
♻️Recycling enthusiast
🥄Spoonie
😻Animal adorer
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🐕💕🐶Noodle loves her sister Mayo. Mayo tolerates her sister Noodle.
Anyone remember this song?
💖Happy #NoodleTuesday

#littledogs #cutedogs #funnydogs #chugdog #chuglife #chiweenie #labrahuahua
August 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Thought I’d take a pretty picture of my Mayo in front of the flowers. Here she shows off her traditionally beautiful face with her winning smile 😆

🌻Happy #MissMayoMonday

#CuteDogs #ChugDog #ChugLife
#cutedogs #FunnyDogs #littledogs #chugdogs
A little white chihuahua-pug mix sits in front of some black-eyed susan flowers. She has half-closed eyes and a goofy-goofy grin.
August 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Gettin’ in under the wire to say happy #MissMayoMonday! Have you played with the “.5” setting on your phone’s camera?

#CuteDogs #ChugDog #ChugLife #ChugsOfInstagram #chihuahuamixes #chihuahuamix #chugdogs #mayomonday
A wide-angle black and white photo of a cute white chihuahua-pug mix (a chug!)
July 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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🐾 Happy #MissMayoMonday
We’re missing our ladies while we’re on vacation but we get “report cards” every day for each of them. It’s fun to get the updates every day!
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#CuteDogs #ChugDog #ChugLife #chihuahuamix #littledogs #doggydaycare
A cute little white chihuahua-pug mix (“chug”) standing on her hind legs and looking at the camera. Other little dogs walk around in the background A doggy daycare “report cards” listing a dog’s moods throughout the day, plus a general summary Two cute little dogs. A white chihuahua-pug mix (“chug”) standing next to a tan chihuahua-lab-dachshund mix. Both are looking at the camera A cute little white chihuahua-pug mix (“chug”) standing on her hind legs and looking at the camera
July 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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💦What a goofy goober!
Does your dog like water?

#rescuedogsrule #cutedogs #labrahuahua #chiweenie #chiweenies #sillydogs #dogs #noodletuesday
July 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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How are you beating the heat on this #MissMayoMonday? Swimming? Count Mayo OUT! She does NOT like going in water at all! Don’t try to mist her with the hose, either! 💦🙅🏻‍♀️

We went up to Camp yesterday & I got some Glamor Shots of the gals in the setting sun

#CuteDogs #ChugDog #ChugLife #chihuahuamix
A cute little white dog with her tongue out, sitting outdoors on pine needles, next to a lake. Warm, setting sun shines on her right side.
July 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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🐢Baby snapping turtle crossing the road in front of me the other day. Here are a few tips for this situation

#nhwildlife #snappingturtles #antsat #turtles #babyturtles
June 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Frankie gets a turn on the mic, and a character Charlie calls “Cheryl”. What kind of music do you think Cheryl listens to? I was thinking maybe Lita Ford

#dogs #funnydogs #missmayomonday #mayomonday #dogsincostumes #dogsinwigs
Gray tabby cat with a microphone in a stand, looking like he is singing into the mic. There’s a keyboard next to him, and a stage backdrop behind him. Little white dog wearing a pink and green leopard, print tank top, jean jacket, and a blonde mullet wig
May 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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🤘Ladies and gentlemen: Hall & Oates!🤘

This setup was a long time in the making. Couldn't wait for Halloween to dress them up as my favorite 80's duo

⬇️ See comment for more pics

#dogs #funnydogs #dogsincostumes #dogcostumes #hallandoates #darylhall #johnoates #darylhallandjohnoates #halloweendogs
Two cute little dogs, dressed in costumes to look like Daryl Hall and John Oates. The John Oates dog has a mustache, wig, jean jacket, and plush guitar. The Daryl Hall dog has a T-shirt, blazer, blonde mullet wig, a keyboard on a stand, and a microphone. They’re in front of a stage backdrop. Little tan dog, dressed in a costume to look like Daryl Hall. She has a T-shirt, blazer, blonde mullet wig, a keyboard on a stand, and a microphone. She is in front of a stage backdrop.
May 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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It cracks me up when Mayo gets so excited while playing that she has to run back and forth to the next room 😆

Happy #MissMayoMonday to all who celebrate
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#sillydogs #dogsky #chugdogs #chuglife #chiweenie #chiweenies #funnydogs
May 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Nice packaging design in #TheSubstance

Maybe a little on the minimal side as far as instructions go, but… 😂
#thesubstancemovie #thesubstancefilm
Props from the movie The Substance laid out on a table. They are labeled with bold all-caps text, saying things like “ACTIVATOR”
May 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Cinco de Mayo on #MissMayoMonday? Of course this means we should force the dogs to wear hats!

#cincodemayo #cutedogs #littledogs #dogsinhats #dogsinclothes #chuglife
Two little dogs in tiny sombreros, on top of a decorative background in brown, red, yellow, and green. Text in the center says “Happy Cinco de Mayo”
May 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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🥕🐰 Look at these goofy goobers. They want to be part of the Easter Bunny's team (but steer clear of the chocolate eggs they leave)

🐣 #HappyEaster to those who celebrate! What are your plans?
We're hosting this year so we have a lot of prep to do

#cutedogs #easterdogs #littledogs #dogsincostumes
Photo of a person in a tan, fluffy Easter Bunny costume, holding up 2 little dogs: a white dog in an orange hoodie with green carrot top, and a tan dog in a white hoodie with bunny ears
April 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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🥕Somebunny is ready for Easter!
Happy #MissMayoMonday

This is my phone wallpaper
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#chuglife #chugdogs #CuteDogs #LittleDogs #ChihuahuaMixes
A cute little white dog with a plush carrot toy in her mouth
April 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Happy #NationalPetDay from Frankie, the naughty and sweet boy

#petday #happynationalpetday #happypetday #graytabbies #tabbycats
Head-and-shoulders photo of a woman with blue hair, glasses and a black t-shirt, with a gray tabby cat on her back with his head resting on her shoulder
April 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Lucky Me! Happy #NoodleTuesday and belated #MayoMonday. And early #FrankieFriday? That’s not a thing but it could be!

#catanddoglovers #cutedogsandcats #cutedogs #littledogs #ilovemypets
A woman in glasses and a red hoodie, sitting in a comfortable chair with a blanket, and two little dogs and a cat all in her lap
April 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Check out these cheerful original #MotherGoose “melodies”

Pretty sure these would have given me nightmares as a kid!

#mothergoose #mothergoosemelodies #mothergooserhymes #originalmothergoose #kidlit #classickidlit
A facsimile of an original Mother Goose “melody” called “A DIRGE” A facsimile of an original Mother Goose “melody” called “ALEXANDER’S SONG” A facsimile of an original Mother Goose “melody” that begins with “Three wise Men of Gotham” A facsimile of an original Mother Goose “melody” beginning with: “A long tail’d Pig”
March 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Here’s Mayo with a squeaky toy we originally got for Pumpkin. It’s funny to see Mayo running around with this toy that’s the same size as she is.
Happy #MissMayoMonday

#mayomonday #CuteDogs #ChugDog #ChugLife #ChugsOfBluesky #littledogs #chug #dogsofbluesky
A cute little white dog in a colorful hoodie lays on top of an ottoman, carrying a big blue dog toy shaped like a dog
March 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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🩲The girls have graduated to undies. Good job, girls!

#funnydogs #doghumor #cutedogs #rescuedogs #rescuedogsrule
A little tan dog looking sheepish and wearing kids’ Superman underpants A little white dog with black spots, looking angry and wearing kids’ Superman underpants
March 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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🍑Well, butter my butt!
Does it look appetizing?
Starring @studiohoffmann.bsky.social

#buttbread #breadbutt #silly #funny
March 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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🍜 Happy #NoodleTuesday from this li’l dummy (I mean it, she’s very dumb. We love her anyway)

#adoptdontshop #rescuedogs #cutedogs #littledogs #labrahuahua #chihuahuamixes
A cute little tan dog standing on grass, wearing a multicolored sweater, facing the camera
March 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Smush! Happy #MissMayoMonday

#cutedogs #FunnyDogs #littledogs #ChugDog #ChugLife #chihuahuamixes
A cute little white dog wearing a fluffy, pastel colored hoodie, lying on a couch with her head smushed against a pillow.
March 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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💙 I got my blue re-blued 💙

#bluehair #bluehairdye
A woman sitting in a car (it’s me!) I have a fresh dye job: streaks of blue in my brown hair. I’m wearing a colorful shirt for the Bananas podcast, that says “Bananimal”
March 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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😬Happens to the best of us

Happy #MissMayoMonday aka #MayoMonday
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#CuteDogs #LittleDogs #FunnyDogs #ChugDog #ChugDogs #ChugLife
February 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Do tacky holiday decorations make you laugh? I bought this at a CVS years ago because it was the ugliest snow globe I’d ever seen. I still display it every year.

#tackychristmastoall #kitschmas
A hideous snow globe with a girl and boy in shoddily-painted red and lime green, in front of a bunch of spooky looking trees
December 6, 2024 at 6:52 PM