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MrsCrimes
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Do not be annoying to me.
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Prison abolition except for my cousins.
May 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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"Carolina-style" burgers are NOT a thing, STOP trying to make it happen, coleslaw and chili on a burger FUCKIN SUCKS it's a pile of GOOP, no point to it, it's not even 8am and I'm already PISSED OFF at this.
March 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Queers complaining about "messy queers" I better see a dang broom in your hand, friendo
March 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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I will NOT resort to heterosexual activity for the cheap ego boost.
I will NOT resort to heterosexual activity for the cheap ego boost.
I will NOT resort to heterosexual activity for the cheap ego boost.
February 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Just saw a house finch (Haemorhous mexicanus) blast a turd out at a 45 degree angle
January 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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do not tell me I am using my bidet wrong, you don't know me
November 21, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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disrespectful mockingbird landed on the feeder, pointed its little ass at me and wiggled, awful creature
June 8, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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Looks like I have a fully white maypop (Passiflora incarnata) flower. This wasn't one of the named white cultivars, so it must be a lucky mutation. 🌱
Passiflora incarnata vine growing on a stake in a raised bed. Deeply lobed green leaves and an intricate white flower. There are other plants and a pine straw path and trellis in the background. Closer shot of Passiflora incarnata vine growing on a stake in a raised bed. Deeply lobed green leaves and an intricate white flower. Detail of a white Passiflora incarnata flower. The normally purple petals and corona are white with a touch of green. Its deeply lobed green leaves are also visible.
May 25, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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Growth on witch hazels. Witch hazel cone gall aphids? Should I just eat the galls? Probably going to eat them. 🌱
Yellow glob with brown spots on irregularly-edged leaf of common witch hazel (Hamamelis virginiana) Yellow glob with brown spots on irregularly-edged leaf of common witch hazel (Hamamelis virginiana) Yellow glob with brown spots on irregularly-edged leaf of common witch hazel (Hamamelis virginiana)
May 21, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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Almost sent an actionable threat over that "demented"
Screenshot of text from ebook: "...unappetizing. The demented third-century emperor Heliogabalus was notorious for dining on camel's feet, rice sprinkled with pearls, and the coxcombs cut from living birds. Over the years, many..."
March 11, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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Native buds breaking mid-February, SE US: Carolina jessamine, wild blueberry (rabbiteye?), and red chokeberry 🌱
Tip of a Carolina jessamine (Gelsemium sempervirens) vine. The stem is reddish-brown and wrapped around itself. There are about 9 glossy, lanceolate to oblong leaves, and a couple pale yellow flowers just emerging from buds. Tip of a wild blueberry (Vaccinium sp., I think virgatum or formosum) branch. The branch is green and leafless. Several pink-white flowers are emerging from buds. Tip of a red chokeberry (Aronia arbutifolia) stem. The stem is dark red with tiny white spots. Pink-white flowers are beginning to emerge from buds.
February 12, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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I am a POWERFUL PSYCHIC MAGNET
February 10, 2024 at 12:48 AM
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Oh lord I'm in Hildegard of Bingen mode again. Vita Sackville-West mode, Simone Weil mode.
January 16, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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from a grocery store refrigerator to reseeding itself, they grow up so fast 🌱
Tiny grass-like shoots of young Allium macrostemon pushing up from leaf and bark mulch through last year's globe-shaped flowers, among the winter foliage of several mature plants.
January 12, 2024 at 12:38 AM
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I chipped my mastodon tooth! 😭😭😭
Fossilized mastodon tooth on a wooden surface with three chunks broken off, which is very sad. I mean it's not like they're making more mastodons, there's a limited supply of these things.
January 2, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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The wrens and warblers have already gone pig mode on the wax myrtle, yaupon's next 🌱
Wax myrtle (Myrica cerifera) in front of a wooden fence with most of its blue-gray drupes gone. Weeping yaupon holly (Ilex vomitoria f. pendula) in front of wooden fence with many bright red berries.
December 27, 2023 at 5:51 PM
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Native flowers still hanging on in winter 🌱
Close up of lavender flowers and small leaves of Georga calamint (Clinopodium carolinianum) Great blue lobelia (Lobelia siphilitica) in bloom Light purple composite flowers of climbing aster (Ampelaster carolinianus)
December 12, 2023 at 4:09 PM
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magnolia and goldenrod after the first frost 🌱
Overhead shot of young southern magnolia (Magnolia grandiflora), larger main stem at top left and new branch with five leaves at bottom right. The fuzzy, off-white matured seeds of tall goldenrod (Solidago altissima) against a wooded background with a concrete bird bath, also there's a lens flare, that wasn't on purpose, this was the angle I needed and I wasn't going to wait around for the sun to move or maybe the Earth is the one that moves I forgot which.
November 30, 2023 at 3:08 PM
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Forked blue curls, September and November 🌱
Forked blue curls (Trichostema dichotomum) with green foliage and small blue flowers Forked blue curls (Trichostema dichotomum) with red foliage and maturing seed pods.
November 23, 2023 at 3:20 PM
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Are you DARK enough to make vinegar from scratch???
Join the dark side and begin your adventure with wild, untamed, uncivilized, and superb flavors.
October 19, 2023 at 5:43 PM
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Once more I am touching some of the finest, most alluring grass a person can touch 🌱
Witchgrass (Dichanthelium clandestinum) and muscadine (Vitis rotundifolia) at the foot of a concrete birdbath in an open wooded area
October 18, 2023 at 12:41 PM
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This is how it's done
A Belgian (only his hand is visible) scraping ash and burned wood out of an oak trunk with a small hand tool. Underneath is the caption "Scrape, burn, and scrape some more until you are satisfied with the size of your hole."
October 17, 2023 at 12:36 PM
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Food spheres in development 🌱
Wax myrtle (Myrica cerifera) with many blue-gray berries. Weeping yaupon (Ilex vomitoria f. pendula) with unripe green berries. Dark blue berries on possumhaw viburnum (Viburnum nudum) Close up of winterberry shrub (Ilex verticillata) with three ripe red berries.
October 16, 2023 at 1:30 PM
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Crafting opinions even more annoying than the ones from Barthes' Mythologies
October 15, 2023 at 1:38 PM
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Verbally responding to a video game tutorial asking me to do literally anything with "that is not my job"
October 13, 2023 at 4:30 PM