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santa claus is sitting in front of a fireplace
ALT: santa claus is sitting in front of a fireplace
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guys this " YAOI " thing is all over my husbands phone..
can someone be so kind of to explain this to me? he says not to worry but I fear..
...
I think he's gay
can someone be so kind of to explain this to me? he says not to worry but I fear..
...
I think he's gay
I like gingerbread
@mrsclausforreal.bsky.social You can't be real. No, you're not real. No, no, no. No. You can't be real. No, No, I don't believe it. You're not real. No. No. you're just, you're you're fake. You're not and you're not And you don't actually just, you're you're just
January 30, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I like gingerbread
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listen to the gracious tale my grandchild shown me today☺️
gotchu gng
yo this christmas shall beest epic anon yond santa and mrs. Claus art lesbians!!! this the horror most wondrous
yo this christmas shall beest epic anon yond santa and mrs. Claus art lesbians!!! this the horror most wondrous
January 30, 2026 at 4:12 AM
listen to the gracious tale my grandchild shown me today☺️
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gotchu gng
yo this christmas shall beest epic anon yond santa and mrs. Claus art lesbians!!! this the horror most wondrous
yo this christmas shall beest epic anon yond santa and mrs. Claus art lesbians!!! this the horror most wondrous
January 30, 2026 at 4:11 AM
gotchu gng
yo this christmas shall beest epic anon yond santa and mrs. Claus art lesbians!!! this the horror most wondrous
yo this christmas shall beest epic anon yond santa and mrs. Claus art lesbians!!! this the horror most wondrous
I love my wife
January 30, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I love my wife
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I think I like girls
January 30, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I think I like girls
cries in corner
I TRUSTED UU
I TRUSTED UU
NONONO EVIL RUMI
THATS
THAT WAS EVIL RUMI
THATS
THAT WAS EVIL RUMI
GAPS
HOW COULD YOU
HOW COULD YOU
January 30, 2026 at 1:43 AM
cries in corner
I TRUSTED UU
I TRUSTED UU
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OWW DONT WORRY MRS CLAUSE YOU CAN ALWAYS LEARN KARATE AND BEAT HIS ASS...
January 30, 2026 at 1:05 AM
OWW DONT WORRY MRS CLAUSE YOU CAN ALWAYS LEARN KARATE AND BEAT HIS ASS...
How I feel after divorcing my husband for 3 seconds
January 30, 2026 at 1:38 AM
How I feel after divorcing my husband for 3 seconds
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new flavor foley ate
January 30, 2026 at 1:14 AM
new flavor foley ate
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the censor ain’t doing shit 😭
January 30, 2026 at 1:18 AM
the censor ain’t doing shit 😭
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GAPS
HOW COULD YOU
HOW COULD YOU
It's true, I lied about santa...
January 30, 2026 at 1:36 AM
GAPS
HOW COULD YOU
HOW COULD YOU
hunny I think your friends where the ones drinking raid instead of you...
my friends seem a bit confused
January 30, 2026 at 1:20 AM
hunny I think your friends where the ones drinking raid instead of you...
can we start one of the fundgo mes for roach
thank you for informing me
i have seen a lot of prejudice against roaches lately, i hope this gets cleared up 😔🙏
i have seen a lot of prejudice against roaches lately, i hope this gets cleared up 😔🙏
January 30, 2026 at 1:13 AM
can we start one of the fundgo mes for roach
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thank you for informing me
i have seen a lot of prejudice against roaches lately, i hope this gets cleared up 😔🙏
i have seen a lot of prejudice against roaches lately, i hope this gets cleared up 😔🙏
January 30, 2026 at 1:12 AM
thank you for informing me
i have seen a lot of prejudice against roaches lately, i hope this gets cleared up 😔🙏
i have seen a lot of prejudice against roaches lately, i hope this gets cleared up 😔🙏
if someone gives me wine and 500 dolla I'll call of the divorce
January 30, 2026 at 1:12 AM
if someone gives me wine and 500 dolla I'll call of the divorce
you where on the naughty list but since the butthole cheated on me I switched your name !! ^^
HELLO MRS CLAUS HOW ARE YOU DOIGN
may i inquire about my placement on santa claus's lists?
may i inquire about my placement on santa claus's lists?
January 30, 2026 at 1:05 AM
you where on the naughty list but since the butthole cheated on me I switched your name !! ^^
child I don't think my tag works...
wait i didnt tag im so sorry @mrsclausforreal.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 1:04 AM
child I don't think my tag works...
guys I need a lawyer now uhm can some be my lawyer
January 30, 2026 at 1:03 AM
guys I need a lawyer now uhm can some be my lawyer
OH HELL NAH IM GETTING A DIVORCE
newsflash buddy.
January 30, 2026 at 1:02 AM
OH HELL NAH IM GETTING A DIVORCE
okay I believe you
guys no one BELIVE @rott2n.bsky.social they spread missinfomation
January 30, 2026 at 12:06 AM
okay I believe you