Mrs Chris Memphis
@mrschrismemphis.bsky.social
Memphis AF. Love people, Fight injustice. I collect eyewear, bad jokes, and terrible pickup lines. Autistic, Ally.
Saying things you don’t agree with doesn’t make someone a criminal. Pointing out others crimes also does not make you a criminal.
February 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Saying things you don’t agree with doesn’t make someone a criminal. Pointing out others crimes also does not make you a criminal.
The cost of balloons has remained stable for decades mainly due to the fact that they were made for inflation.
February 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The cost of balloons has remained stable for decades mainly due to the fact that they were made for inflation.
Why do ghosts get into the Super Bowl for free?
They bring the team spirit!
They bring the team spirit!
February 9, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Why do ghosts get into the Super Bowl for free?
They bring the team spirit!
They bring the team spirit!
Why is Sexyy Red the worst part of any song she is in? I mean it’s one thing to not be as good featured on someone else’s song but girl. When your feature is mopping the floor with you on your own song!?
January 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Why is Sexyy Red the worst part of any song she is in? I mean it’s one thing to not be as good featured on someone else’s song but girl. When your feature is mopping the floor with you on your own song!?
What can run on gas, four legs, or four wheels?
A Pinto!!
A Pinto!!
January 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
What can run on gas, four legs, or four wheels?
A Pinto!!
A Pinto!!
What do you call a twelve inch nose?
A foot!
A foot!
January 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
What do you call a twelve inch nose?
A foot!
A foot!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
10 tickles.
10 tickles.
January 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
10 tickles.
10 tickles.
What does garlic do before it showers?
Takes its cloves off.
Takes its cloves off.
January 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
What does garlic do before it showers?
Takes its cloves off.
Takes its cloves off.
What cars do sheep drive?
Lamborghinis
Lamborghinis
January 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What cars do sheep drive?
Lamborghinis
Lamborghinis
One of my life’s greatest joys is using current slang terms slightly wrong around my teens. The literal pain I see on their faces heals a part of my inner mom.
(The one that suffered through approximately 500 million “but why” questions when they were tiny)
(The one that suffered through approximately 500 million “but why” questions when they were tiny)
January 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
One of my life’s greatest joys is using current slang terms slightly wrong around my teens. The literal pain I see on their faces heals a part of my inner mom.
(The one that suffered through approximately 500 million “but why” questions when they were tiny)
(The one that suffered through approximately 500 million “but why” questions when they were tiny)
My youngest was 9 at this time. She was so proud to sing this, she had practiced for days. It was SO HARD to keep an appropriately admiring face as my husband and I died of laughter inside.
December 30, 2024 at 4:27 AM
My youngest was 9 at this time. She was so proud to sing this, she had practiced for days. It was SO HARD to keep an appropriately admiring face as my husband and I died of laughter inside.
My favorite cup. Given to me by my bestie.
December 29, 2024 at 9:09 PM
My favorite cup. Given to me by my bestie.
You can’t spell Christmas without Chris! Happy Holidays y’all!
December 24, 2024 at 5:41 AM
You can’t spell Christmas without Chris! Happy Holidays y’all!
“My Boyfriend’s Back”
December 12, 2024 at 7:36 PM
“My Boyfriend’s Back”
It’s a 90’s country kinda day.
December 9, 2024 at 6:20 PM
It’s a 90’s country kinda day.
I absolutely love companies that show the data. Obsessed with YouTube Music year end round up and the Spotify Wrapped. Found out my youngest is in the top 0.5% of Swift listeners. I’m apparently a Chappell Roan superfan?
December 6, 2024 at 12:40 AM
I absolutely love companies that show the data. Obsessed with YouTube Music year end round up and the Spotify Wrapped. Found out my youngest is in the top 0.5% of Swift listeners. I’m apparently a Chappell Roan superfan?
I think my dog needs a dog.
December 4, 2024 at 1:33 PM
I think my dog needs a dog.
Immediately after I posted this. Like three posts down. 😆
November 24, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Immediately after I posted this. Like three posts down. 😆