MrsCarterOfMars
@mrscarterofmars.bsky.social
Anthropologist. Mom. Witch. Mostly just tired.
Just finished rewatching Teen Wolf again and damnit I just love those guys.
December 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Just finished rewatching Teen Wolf again and damnit I just love those guys.
For some reason I really need a animated video of Taylor Swift’s father figure with the dames and dragons campaign by @legendlarkpod.bsky.social. I’m thinking maybe falen/torch or maybe the guardians and Kai? Idk. I just think it would be neat.
October 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
For some reason I really need a animated video of Taylor Swift’s father figure with the dames and dragons campaign by @legendlarkpod.bsky.social. I’m thinking maybe falen/torch or maybe the guardians and Kai? Idk. I just think it would be neat.
Padme out here wearing office siren outfits to all her professional events.
September 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Padme out here wearing office siren outfits to all her professional events.
Honey Don’t was a very fun movie.
September 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Honey Don’t was a very fun movie.
I know this may be a silly thing to celebrate, but Mara was diagnosed with hfmd on Tuesday. We're not strangers to it--she's had it once before, but this time there were more spots on her tongue.
This meant that nursing was painful and something she started avoiding at all costs.
This meant that nursing was painful and something she started avoiding at all costs.
July 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I know this may be a silly thing to celebrate, but Mara was diagnosed with hfmd on Tuesday. We're not strangers to it--she's had it once before, but this time there were more spots on her tongue.
This meant that nursing was painful and something she started avoiding at all costs.
This meant that nursing was painful and something she started avoiding at all costs.
We're seeing Fred Armisen at Emens for free since he's the closing concert for Bands of America Summer camp, and a child behind us walking said "I guess he's a comedian? Idk".
June 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
We're seeing Fred Armisen at Emens for free since he's the closing concert for Bands of America Summer camp, and a child behind us walking said "I guess he's a comedian? Idk".
#thelastofus is out here making me cry before the opening music plays.
May 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
#thelastofus is out here making me cry before the opening music plays.
Baby's first grippy socks.
Mara had ear tubes put in today and is not liking the anesthesia recovery process.
Mara had ear tubes put in today and is not liking the anesthesia recovery process.
April 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Baby's first grippy socks.
Mara had ear tubes put in today and is not liking the anesthesia recovery process.
Mara had ear tubes put in today and is not liking the anesthesia recovery process.
Yesterday we celebrated John's birthday with dinner at the rathskeller and @brighteyesband.bsky.social. in September, we'll celebrate 11 years of marriage and see #lucydacus.
April 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Yesterday we celebrated John's birthday with dinner at the rathskeller and @brighteyesband.bsky.social. in September, we'll celebrate 11 years of marriage and see #lucydacus.
Sometimes a toddler moves so fast when parenting a cryptid that they blur their own face. Anyway, Mara's become a cryptid parent
April 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Sometimes a toddler moves so fast when parenting a cryptid that they blur their own face. Anyway, Mara's become a cryptid parent
Had a conference with our daughter's daycare today and found out she picked up a cat habit already. When other kids are in her space, she bites them lightly, like Sansa does to her
April 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Had a conference with our daughter's daycare today and found out she picked up a cat habit already. When other kids are in her space, she bites them lightly, like Sansa does to her
The new Kesha song is doing things to my brain, specifically a strong desire to return to the neon cactus even though I'm in my mid 30s, have a baby, and get anxious from loud noises and drinking too much.
April 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The new Kesha song is doing things to my brain, specifically a strong desire to return to the neon cactus even though I'm in my mid 30s, have a baby, and get anxious from loud noises and drinking too much.
There are new babies who are about 2 months old in Mara's classroom and I swear if the economy was better and our house was bigger, I would let my ovaries win this one. Not today, ovaries, not today.
March 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
There are new babies who are about 2 months old in Mara's classroom and I swear if the economy was better and our house was bigger, I would let my ovaries win this one. Not today, ovaries, not today.
About three weeks ago we took Mara to the ER because she had got ahold of something sharp and cut the inside of her mouth kind of bad. Today I got a diagnosis of MRSA, so that's fun.
February 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
About three weeks ago we took Mara to the ER because she had got ahold of something sharp and cut the inside of her mouth kind of bad. Today I got a diagnosis of MRSA, so that's fun.
Apparently coughing so hard you throw up multiple times a day is normal with a cold. It doesn't feel normal, and I've had a lot of colds
February 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Apparently coughing so hard you throw up multiple times a day is normal with a cold. It doesn't feel normal, and I've had a lot of colds
New @secretsleepoversociety.com streamed game has a lot of really cool vibes and also Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception but
February 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
New @secretsleepoversociety.com streamed game has a lot of really cool vibes and also Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception but
Mara may be little but she's fierce and full of smackdown energy.
February 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Mara may be little but she's fierce and full of smackdown energy.
I feel like I should get Tumblr again for wtnv/tma reasons. I just want to see my watching boys interact.
February 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I feel like I should get Tumblr again for wtnv/tma reasons. I just want to see my watching boys interact.
Our baby is getting so big! Tomorrow is the last day for her to have a bottle at day care.
She's also napping in a cot and walking short distances
She's also napping in a cot and walking short distances
January 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Our baby is getting so big! Tomorrow is the last day for her to have a bottle at day care.
She's also napping in a cot and walking short distances
She's also napping in a cot and walking short distances
John played a very cruel trick on Mara by waking her up to the Bluey theme song despite Skyrim being on the TV. She was confused
January 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
John played a very cruel trick on Mara by waking her up to the Bluey theme song despite Skyrim being on the TV. She was confused
Is Bingo the chosen one sorcerer? This dog child seems to have genuine magic. #bluey #sorcerery
January 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Is Bingo the chosen one sorcerer? This dog child seems to have genuine magic. #bluey #sorcerery
The amount of energy our daughter gets from a mini lofthouse cookie is more than you would think.
January 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The amount of energy our daughter gets from a mini lofthouse cookie is more than you would think.