Mr Sandman
@mrsandmann.bsky.social
I have many interests and I post about all of them. You will hear about them and learn about them. This is a threat.
WHY ARE ALL THE DOGS IN THE PUPPY BOWL BEING SO MEAN TO SMOOSH LEAVE MY BOY ALONE
February 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
WHY ARE ALL THE DOGS IN THE PUPPY BOWL BEING SO MEAN TO SMOOSH LEAVE MY BOY ALONE
Bumped into one of those poles they put outside large retail stores so you don’t drive through the glass door today, and I gotta be honest give me a shitty beater car and a runway and I could take those on
January 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Bumped into one of those poles they put outside large retail stores so you don’t drive through the glass door today, and I gotta be honest give me a shitty beater car and a runway and I could take those on
Persona 5 is great because one fight I feel like a god-devouring giant and then the monsters actually get to attack me and I feel like a tiny baby
January 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Persona 5 is great because one fight I feel like a god-devouring giant and then the monsters actually get to attack me and I feel like a tiny baby
Welcome to my brain at work where I had Cartman sing “Pink Pony Club” stuck in my head for a solid half hour. Simply amazing things going on here.
January 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Welcome to my brain at work where I had Cartman sing “Pink Pony Club” stuck in my head for a solid half hour. Simply amazing things going on here.
Punching Nazis as you are now in inefficient.
Join a Boxing/MMA gym, learn how to punch/kick/elbow/strike properly so you do the most damage, and THEN knock some Nazis out cold. This is my plan at least.
Join a Boxing/MMA gym, learn how to punch/kick/elbow/strike properly so you do the most damage, and THEN knock some Nazis out cold. This is my plan at least.
January 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Punching Nazis as you are now in inefficient.
Join a Boxing/MMA gym, learn how to punch/kick/elbow/strike properly so you do the most damage, and THEN knock some Nazis out cold. This is my plan at least.
Join a Boxing/MMA gym, learn how to punch/kick/elbow/strike properly so you do the most damage, and THEN knock some Nazis out cold. This is my plan at least.
What’s crazy is I’m so used to posting just to scream into the void but now I know some people are at least seeing my posts which is weird. Cool, but weird.
January 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
What’s crazy is I’m so used to posting just to scream into the void but now I know some people are at least seeing my posts which is weird. Cool, but weird.
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Someone didn't share this, and I drifted and hit them with my car. A tragedy
I've had a lot of new follows the past days which means there's a lot of people who don't know they used to call me The Drift King back in college. Please share this message to save a life immediately
January 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Someone didn't share this, and I drifted and hit them with my car. A tragedy
Fell back into that rage bait trap known as Twitter (still not calling it that other thing) so in a way I appreciate Elon just fully letting the world know that he’s a Nazi piece of shit because it got me right back on this app.
January 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Fell back into that rage bait trap known as Twitter (still not calling it that other thing) so in a way I appreciate Elon just fully letting the world know that he’s a Nazi piece of shit because it got me right back on this app.
Just so we’re clear
January 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Just so we’re clear
Arcane has done the impossible and made me like a song that’s exclusively in the dastardly language known as French.
December 6, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Arcane has done the impossible and made me like a song that’s exclusively in the dastardly language known as French.
Insurance Companies: *Restrict the amount of Anesthesia they’ll pay for during surgeries in certain states and make healthcare almost wholly unaffordable*
Also Insurance Companies: “We are shocked by people joking about our CEOs death, we don’t know why anyone would hate us so much.”
Also Insurance Companies: “We are shocked by people joking about our CEOs death, we don’t know why anyone would hate us so much.”
December 5, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Insurance Companies: *Restrict the amount of Anesthesia they’ll pay for during surgeries in certain states and make healthcare almost wholly unaffordable*
Also Insurance Companies: “We are shocked by people joking about our CEOs death, we don’t know why anyone would hate us so much.”
Also Insurance Companies: “We are shocked by people joking about our CEOs death, we don’t know why anyone would hate us so much.”
Every day I say that tonight will be the night I go to sleep at a responsible time and every day I get veeerrrrry close to actually doing that but then I stay up for 2 more hours because lol fuck you anxiety levels
December 5, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Every day I say that tonight will be the night I go to sleep at a responsible time and every day I get veeerrrrry close to actually doing that but then I stay up for 2 more hours because lol fuck you anxiety levels
Ok but why does Texas Roadhouse actually go so hard? It’s just about the only place I’ll wait over an hour for because the rolls alone make it better than any other steak chain
December 4, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Ok but why does Texas Roadhouse actually go so hard? It’s just about the only place I’ll wait over an hour for because the rolls alone make it better than any other steak chain
I have found one of the most perfect sounds to help me fall asleep. Now tell me why that sound is the engine of 1980s F1 cars. Brain, explain yourself.
December 4, 2024 at 3:42 AM
I have found one of the most perfect sounds to help me fall asleep. Now tell me why that sound is the engine of 1980s F1 cars. Brain, explain yourself.
Just watched the final season of Arcane and I gotta say AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH that shit was so good
November 30, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Just watched the final season of Arcane and I gotta say AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH that shit was so good
I’m remembering now after the…activities of yesterday that I am very much a happy drunk and my ability to dodge hangovers left me after college.
November 29, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I’m remembering now after the…activities of yesterday that I am very much a happy drunk and my ability to dodge hangovers left me after college.
I spent 2 hours last night making a Cadillac logo on F1 Manager for Xbox. Is it perfect? Hell no but for just referencing a picture I’m damn proud of it
November 27, 2024 at 6:12 PM
I spent 2 hours last night making a Cadillac logo on F1 Manager for Xbox. Is it perfect? Hell no but for just referencing a picture I’m damn proud of it
Random songs of the day that have gone through my head: Duality by Slipknot, Sharpest Lives by MCR, and that Cake song from Lazytown
November 26, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Random songs of the day that have gone through my head: Duality by Slipknot, Sharpest Lives by MCR, and that Cake song from Lazytown
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November 23, 2024 at 11:40 PM
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN KENDRICK JUST DROPPED A WHOLE ASS ALBUM? I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS TODAY
November 22, 2024 at 11:44 PM
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN KENDRICK JUST DROPPED A WHOLE ASS ALBUM? I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS TODAY
My boss once asked me “What the fuck is Skibidi?” One day over lunch and I nearly choked on my food.
November 22, 2024 at 8:13 PM
My boss once asked me “What the fuck is Skibidi?” One day over lunch and I nearly choked on my food.
I am ready to cease this week because I am eepy
November 22, 2024 at 8:07 PM
I am ready to cease this week because I am eepy
I’m so glad I don’t really let football determine my mood after the game is over anymore because if I did I would be absolutely useless at my job tomorrow. I will now use my remaining characters to get the anger out of my system. Thank you for reading have a goodnight or a good evening.
*ahem*
FUC
*ahem*
FUC
November 22, 2024 at 4:41 AM
I’m so glad I don’t really let football determine my mood after the game is over anymore because if I did I would be absolutely useless at my job tomorrow. I will now use my remaining characters to get the anger out of my system. Thank you for reading have a goodnight or a good evening.
*ahem*
FUC
*ahem*
FUC
My job is so weird because right as everyone is starting to ramp up for the holidays we’re slowing to almost a standstill. Gotta love the live events industry
November 20, 2024 at 3:35 PM
My job is so weird because right as everyone is starting to ramp up for the holidays we’re slowing to almost a standstill. Gotta love the live events industry