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Sam Barlow 🔥
@mrsambarlow.bsky.social
Writer & Director of 🔥 IMMORTALITY - "10/10" Edge 🔥 HER STORY - Telling Lies - Aisle - Silent Hill: Shattered Memories - He/Him

NEXT! → PROJECT C (@blumhouse.com) and PROJECT D - Two new and mindblowing horror games coming in your future
Watched Mr. Hire again (very easy when a movie is 80 minutes!) and this might be the ultimate incel movie but it's also easily got SEVERAL entries in the top 10 most erotic shots in cinema (standouts: the tomatoes and boxing match scenes). Outrageous stuff
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Listening to Controversy, hitting the track "Jack U Off" and never gets old thinking about no one being able to convince Prince that 'jack off' is a gendered term
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Dinner is served
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Jason X dares to ask the question, “What if in the future, everyone is horny ALL the time?” If you have to make a cash in sequel this is the way to do it I think. The 2000s digital color I can leave though, worst era for visuals?
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
New Knives Out movie means it’s time for me to trick normies into watching Queer - the bonus Benoit Blanc movie
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Okay was not expecting Freakier Friday to be a 5+ cry movie
That was really well done.
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Watched RISKY BUSINESS with the team, picking the Director's cut ending. Still a stone cold perfect banger.

Paul Brickman deserved better!
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
psst, no one is struggling with this - we are trying to create singular things that resonate with a huge audience or resonate hugely with a specific audience. We "struggle" with how tech and VC funding has broken almost every creative economy we have. So thanks but no thanks
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I was skeptical but the de-aging work they did on Tom Cruise for the Zelda movie is pretty fantastic and I am psyched
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Damn. Dragon Wars was a huge influence on me. RIP Rebecca Heineman
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Telling my kids this was Blair Witch
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Fun layout over on Eurogamer front page
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Sometimes my soul rises up out of me, the road becomes a runway and I soar, I spin. I call it Space Jumpin’ and maam i can see that you too have a jumpin’ inside of you. Shall we ride together, compadre?
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Hey Buddy! That door will only open when you shoot at with the phase beam upgrade. You should return here after you have collected that. By the way, Metroid is the name of the monster not the--
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Gonna stop her storying the Epstein dump as too much 4chan for Rich Guys is gonna stew my brain
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
😌
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
And Ariel degrades into blurry pixels as he jerks up off the screen and escapes

🙏🙏🙏
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Then back to Gielgud against black, his face filling frame breaking the 4th ->
The transition from Gielgud to Gielgud on Screen and the Ariel Naruto run
-> With Texas switches and explosions as the film slows and degrades into frames-by-frames - pure cinema! ->
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Gielgud at the end of his career in his favorite role, committing it to film ->
Greenaway the first to wield tech that is about to change the world ->
Nyman fucking jamming ->
The call back to Shakespeare, who wrote these words 380 years ago in a different medium ->
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Everytime I put on Prospero's Books 4 vibes, I end up watching the whole thing. Always tear up at the end:

The procession of naked humanity at the wedding -> Palimpsest montage of visuals as we see Prospero destroy his books - Fire! Water! All the words, pictures, knowledge consigned to oblivion ->
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM