Riley (He/him/they/them)
@mrryguy.bsky.social
Not here for a good time. Not here for a long time. I'm here against my will, send help.
They're both convinced they're super geniuses
February 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
They're both convinced they're super geniuses
I'm fully convinced a random collection of 7 year olds would run things better
February 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I'm fully convinced a random collection of 7 year olds would run things better
Spinning around to a beautiful oblivion?
February 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Spinning around to a beautiful oblivion?
My Toyota Corolla hatchback could do that too
February 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My Toyota Corolla hatchback could do that too
The crazy thing is he's worth so much money it literally wouldn't change his quality of life in any tangible way
But he still won't do it
But he still won't do it
February 14, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The crazy thing is he's worth so much money it literally wouldn't change his quality of life in any tangible way
But he still won't do it
But he still won't do it
How do I enlist?
February 14, 2025 at 8:26 AM
How do I enlist?
Journalistic malpractice
February 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Journalistic malpractice
Is this kid running in 2028?
February 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Is this kid running in 2028?
We're so damn cooked
February 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
We're so damn cooked
They are the Washington Generals of American politics
February 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
They are the Washington Generals of American politics
They are aggressively doing everything they can to lose
February 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
They are aggressively doing everything they can to lose
Mars doesn't deserve that
But there's a pretty high chance one of his rockets would blow up on the way so...
But there's a pretty high chance one of his rockets would blow up on the way so...
February 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Mars doesn't deserve that
But there's a pretty high chance one of his rockets would blow up on the way so...
But there's a pretty high chance one of his rockets would blow up on the way so...
If you think you're getting a return I'd probably do it ASAP for this same reason
February 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
If you think you're getting a return I'd probably do it ASAP for this same reason
Lower than I expected, honestly
February 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Lower than I expected, honestly
The system of checks and balances kinda falls apart the second the branches are on the same side.
It's almost like the entire system was poorly thought out and should've been updated a long time ago.
It's almost like the entire system was poorly thought out and should've been updated a long time ago.
February 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The system of checks and balances kinda falls apart the second the branches are on the same side.
It's almost like the entire system was poorly thought out and should've been updated a long time ago.
It's almost like the entire system was poorly thought out and should've been updated a long time ago.
The "cheese" never melts right
February 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The "cheese" never melts right
He tried to step down but fell down a flight of stairs again
February 6, 2025 at 5:55 AM
He tried to step down but fell down a flight of stairs again
We've investigated ourselves and found that we did nothing wrong
February 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
We've investigated ourselves and found that we did nothing wrong
The ADL is nothing more than an anti-Palestinian hate group masquerading as a group fighting antisemitism. And their work has only helped to worsen the problem of antisemitism by muddying the water and outright defending instances of antisemitism.
February 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The ADL is nothing more than an anti-Palestinian hate group masquerading as a group fighting antisemitism. And their work has only helped to worsen the problem of antisemitism by muddying the water and outright defending instances of antisemitism.
Someone with more free time should look into the calls and the situation that they're called to see if the Chiefs get an advantage.
My guess is not really. There's been a small handful of bad calls that people blow out of proportion.
My guess is not really. There's been a small handful of bad calls that people blow out of proportion.
February 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Someone with more free time should look into the calls and the situation that they're called to see if the Chiefs get an advantage.
My guess is not really. There's been a small handful of bad calls that people blow out of proportion.
My guess is not really. There's been a small handful of bad calls that people blow out of proportion.