Robert Valentine
@mrrobvalentine.bsky.social
Hack for hire. robertvalentine.net
The most magnificent bastard of them all. #TheBoxOfDelights
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The most magnificent bastard of them all. #TheBoxOfDelights
It’s Spooky Christmas! @forteanlondon.bsky.social’s #TheHauntedLandscape at @conwayhall.bsky.social. #ForteanLondon 👻 😈 📚
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 AM
It’s Spooky Christmas! @forteanlondon.bsky.social’s #TheHauntedLandscape at @conwayhall.bsky.social. #ForteanLondon 👻 😈 📚
Sunday night, horror (lite). 🧟♂️ 🧛🏻♂️ 🐺
October 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Sunday night, horror (lite). 🧟♂️ 🧛🏻♂️ 🐺
Something wicked has come my way. #TheWarMaster #HisGreatestTrick
October 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Something wicked has come my way. #TheWarMaster #HisGreatestTrick
A charming and pencil-moustached good morning to you. ☕️ #Sundaze #MayContainBlondes
October 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
A charming and pencil-moustached good morning to you. ☕️ #Sundaze #MayContainBlondes
Good morning from me, Bob and Bing. ☕️ 🐪 #Saturdaze
October 18, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Good morning from me, Bob and Bing. ☕️ 🐪 #Saturdaze
And the real smoking gun... a Python and an Anaconda both cameo.
The prosecution rests!
The prosecution rests!
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
And the real smoking gun... a Python and an Anaconda both cameo.
The prosecution rests!
The prosecution rests!
The femme fatales both ultimately turn on Julian Glover.
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The femme fatales both ultimately turn on Julian Glover.
Plus the old Polaroid photo/Egyptian Mail sucker punch trick is always good for a laugh.
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Plus the old Polaroid photo/Egyptian Mail sucker punch trick is always good for a laugh.
Ah, but at least our hero gets to visit Italy.
“Ah, that Renaissance sunshine.”
“Ah, Venice.”
“Ah, that Renaissance sunshine.”
“Ah, Venice.”
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Ah, but at least our hero gets to visit Italy.
“Ah, that Renaissance sunshine.”
“Ah, Venice.”
“Ah, that Renaissance sunshine.”
“Ah, Venice.”
People get aged instantly to death!
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
People get aged instantly to death!
... and Julian Glover and Julian Glover both make a surprise return half-way through the adventure!
“You...” / “Donovan.”
“You...” / “Donovan.”
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
... and Julian Glover and Julian Glover both make a surprise return half-way through the adventure!
“You...” / “Donovan.”
“You...” / “Donovan.”
There's a Hermann and a Herman...
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
There's a Hermann and a Herman...
And use Ming vases as weapons!
“That was a Ming vase, 2nd dynasty. Absolutely priceless.”
“Late 14th century, Ming Dynasty. Oh, it breaks the heart.
“That was a Ming vase, 2nd dynasty. Absolutely priceless.”
“Late 14th century, Ming Dynasty. Oh, it breaks the heart.
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
And use Ming vases as weapons!
“That was a Ming vase, 2nd dynasty. Absolutely priceless.”
“Late 14th century, Ming Dynasty. Oh, it breaks the heart.
“That was a Ming vase, 2nd dynasty. Absolutely priceless.”
“Late 14th century, Ming Dynasty. Oh, it breaks the heart.
They smash their way through ancient bricked-up walls!
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
They smash their way through ancient bricked-up walls!
... they suffer a long list of deadly problems!
“In the last few hours I’ve been thumped, threatened, abducted and imprisoned.”
“Since I met you I’ve nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at and chopped into fish bait.”
“In the last few hours I’ve been thumped, threatened, abducted and imprisoned.”
“Since I met you I’ve nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at and chopped into fish bait.”
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
... they suffer a long list of deadly problems!
“In the last few hours I’ve been thumped, threatened, abducted and imprisoned.”
“Since I met you I’ve nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at and chopped into fish bait.”
“In the last few hours I’ve been thumped, threatened, abducted and imprisoned.”
“Since I met you I’ve nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at and chopped into fish bait.”
When hat-wearing thugs pick up our heroes...
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
When hat-wearing thugs pick up our heroes...
Seems the perfect time to migrate and expand an old Twitter thread of mine about the greatest art heist of the twentieth century...
'INDIANA WHO: CRUSADE OF DEATH!' An adventure in art-theft starring Julian Glover... and Julian Glover.
'INDIANA WHO: CRUSADE OF DEATH!' An adventure in art-theft starring Julian Glover... and Julian Glover.
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Seems the perfect time to migrate and expand an old Twitter thread of mine about the greatest art heist of the twentieth century...
'INDIANA WHO: CRUSADE OF DEATH!' An adventure in art-theft starring Julian Glover... and Julian Glover.
'INDIANA WHO: CRUSADE OF DEATH!' An adventure in art-theft starring Julian Glover... and Julian Glover.
A bit peaky this morning so having some chicken soup for the soul. 🐙 💥 🌺 🇫🇷 🎨🍷 🕰️ 🐓 👁️
October 12, 2025 at 10:18 AM
A bit peaky this morning so having some chicken soup for the soul. 🐙 💥 🌺 🇫🇷 🎨🍷 🕰️ 🐓 👁️
I’m on the Bovine Vril.
October 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I’m on the Bovine Vril.
Further adventures in space and time.
October 6, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Further adventures in space and time.
#OTD last year I was in Nessie heaven at the Loch Ness Centre with fellow Big Finish scribes Andrew Smith, Alfie Shaw & Lisa McMullin. We’d watched Terror of the Zygons the night before so it was nice to escape #DoctorWho for a bit… only to have David Tennant as our audio guide. #WhoElse 🦕
September 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
#OTD last year I was in Nessie heaven at the Loch Ness Centre with fellow Big Finish scribes Andrew Smith, Alfie Shaw & Lisa McMullin. We’d watched Terror of the Zygons the night before so it was nice to escape #DoctorWho for a bit… only to have David Tennant as our audio guide. #WhoElse 🦕