Randy Havens
@mrrandyhavens.bsky.social
I just watched Spoiled by my CEO Husband on YouTube and now I'm addicted.
Actor. GOTG3. STARGIRL. STRANGER THINGS. GODZILLA KOTM. INSTANT FAMILY. plus other stuff
Actor. GOTG3. STARGIRL. STRANGER THINGS. GODZILLA KOTM. INSTANT FAMILY. plus other stuff
I'm still thinking about Tim Roth eating that baby
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I'm still thinking about Tim Roth eating that baby
"We need a fresh set of eyes on this."
Where do you expect me to get eyes at this hour!
Where do you expect me to get eyes at this hour!
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
"We need a fresh set of eyes on this."
Where do you expect me to get eyes at this hour!
Where do you expect me to get eyes at this hour!
Nobody does any good Harrison Bergeron references anymore
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Nobody does any good Harrison Bergeron references anymore
I have never seen a grown man say the word "tummy" so much
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I have never seen a grown man say the word "tummy" so much
Bad Photoshop is better than AI
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Bad Photoshop is better than AI
Hey I have no creative skillset at all and I'm not willing to learn one, look what I can do with AI!
October 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Hey I have no creative skillset at all and I'm not willing to learn one, look what I can do with AI!
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag blowing in the wind wanting to start again?
October 31, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag blowing in the wind wanting to start again?
Give the Good Boy dog an Oscar already
October 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Give the Good Boy dog an Oscar already
I have never fact checked anything
October 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I have never fact checked anything
That John Wayne Gacy guy was a real stinker but did you see that puppet show he did? Pretty good! #LikeTheArt #NotTheArtist
October 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
That John Wayne Gacy guy was a real stinker but did you see that puppet show he did? Pretty good! #LikeTheArt #NotTheArtist
Release the flies
October 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Release the flies
Can't believe Progressive came up with Flotection before Tampax did
October 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Can't believe Progressive came up with Flotection before Tampax did
Vigilante won't take blood money because he has some scruples. Some very wealthy comedians should take note
October 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Vigilante won't take blood money because he has some scruples. Some very wealthy comedians should take note
Did you Grill Boss too close to the sun
October 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Did you Grill Boss too close to the sun
Bro I'm just trying to live deliciously why is this such a problem to you!
October 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Bro I'm just trying to live deliciously why is this such a problem to you!
If they ever put something in a cartoon that I didn't agree with I would have an aneurysm
October 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If they ever put something in a cartoon that I didn't agree with I would have an aneurysm
Thanks to the WOKE MIND VIRUS I can't squirt whipped cream down my pants at Starbucks anymore
October 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Thanks to the WOKE MIND VIRUS I can't squirt whipped cream down my pants at Starbucks anymore
Ok but those shoes that look like hooves. Why are they
October 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Ok but those shoes that look like hooves. Why are they
Find me at Whole Foods I DON'T CARE
October 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Find me at Whole Foods I DON'T CARE
I'm putting a 100% tariff on anyone who is mean to me
September 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I'm putting a 100% tariff on anyone who is mean to me
The people that did 9/11 are bad!
September 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The people that did 9/11 are bad!
I do not need a viral sock
September 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I do not need a viral sock
Ike Hilliard is innocent
September 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Ike Hilliard is innocent
I only use my A material at funerals. It's important when honoring someone that you do your best jokes
September 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I only use my A material at funerals. It's important when honoring someone that you do your best jokes