Mrqroth
@mrqroth.bsky.social
Two men broke into a CVS and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
May 29, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Two men broke into a CVS and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
I’m starting a new dating service in Prague. It’s called Czech-Mate.
May 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I’m starting a new dating service in Prague. It’s called Czech-Mate.
I really hate those Russian dolls, they are just so full of themselves!
May 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I really hate those Russian dolls, they are just so full of themselves!
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
May 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
May 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with revenge. We’ll see about that.
May 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with revenge. We’ll see about that.
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake.
May 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake.
My thoughts go out to those effected by the cheese factory explosion in France. I understand there is da brie everywhere!
May 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My thoughts go out to those effected by the cheese factory explosion in France. I understand there is da brie everywhere!
My wife was shocked when she found out how bad of an electrician I am.
May 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
My wife was shocked when she found out how bad of an electrician I am.
You know what they say about cliffhangers...
May 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
You know what they say about cliffhangers...
A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
May 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
I was at the bank the other day and this sweet older lady asked me if I'd help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
So I pushed her over.
May 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I was at the bank the other day and this sweet older lady asked me if I'd help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
So I pushed her over.
I’m reminded today of the last thing my father said to me before he kicked the bucket, “Som, watch how far I can kick this bucket!”
May 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I’m reminded today of the last thing my father said to me before he kicked the bucket, “Som, watch how far I can kick this bucket!”
Speaking of spoilers, Bruce Willis was dead the whole time!!
April 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Speaking of spoilers, Bruce Willis was dead the whole time!!
My neighbor, the consummate bachelor with no kids, tells dad jokes. I’m sorry, but that’s a real faux pa.
April 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
My neighbor, the consummate bachelor with no kids, tells dad jokes. I’m sorry, but that’s a real faux pa.
Live every day as if it was Shark Week.
April 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Live every day as if it was Shark Week.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That's the punch line.
April 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That's the punch line.
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister all walk into a bar. The rabbit says “I think I’m a typo.”
April 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister all walk into a bar. The rabbit says “I think I’m a typo.”
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune, but the chick peas can only hummus one.
April 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune, but the chick peas can only hummus one.
One of my wife’s old friends from the Army is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks her, "First offender?" She said, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
April 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
One of my wife’s old friends from the Army is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks her, "First offender?" She said, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"