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Did Tony Romo say that 2/3 is 80%? He was talking about how the Bills kicker had only gotten 50% of his previous 50+ yard attempts (1/2), and when the third kick was good, I’m pretty sure he said something like “update that to 80%”.
January 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Did Tony Romo say that 2/3 is 80%? He was talking about how the Bills kicker had only gotten 50% of his previous 50+ yard attempts (1/2), and when the third kick was good, I’m pretty sure he said something like “update that to 80%”.
When we topple the empire of the PDF king and ICE is abolished, anyone who got the $50,000 signing bonus should have to return the full bonus back and that money should be used for reparations for those hurt by ICE.
January 8, 2026 at 9:20 PM
When we topple the empire of the PDF king and ICE is abolished, anyone who got the $50,000 signing bonus should have to return the full bonus back and that money should be used for reparations for those hurt by ICE.
I don’t think Maga folks understand that cops can’t/shouldn’t just shoot people to death because they disobeyed an order or tried to flee.
January 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I don’t think Maga folks understand that cops can’t/shouldn’t just shoot people to death because they disobeyed an order or tried to flee.
On the campaign trail, Trump said he’d release the files, so they’ve had plenty of time to redact him. These people need to learn to do their homework early.
December 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
On the campaign trail, Trump said he’d release the files, so they’ve had plenty of time to redact him. These people need to learn to do their homework early.
It’s weird that there are jackets called “windbreakers” and nobody makes jokes about it.
December 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It’s weird that there are jackets called “windbreakers” and nobody makes jokes about it.
Attaching the Trump name to the Kennedy Center will only push more actual artists away from it, particularly with Trump's melting base of support. Only the worst Maga artists will have anything to do with it, which will eventually destroy it because no one will care if someone gets the honors.
December 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Attaching the Trump name to the Kennedy Center will only push more actual artists away from it, particularly with Trump's melting base of support. Only the worst Maga artists will have anything to do with it, which will eventually destroy it because no one will care if someone gets the honors.
"Riley Gaines" sounds like a trans body builder and you can't convince me otherwise.
December 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"Riley Gaines" sounds like a trans body builder and you can't convince me otherwise.
One time a guy said. “Say less” to me and I thought he was telling me to shut up and it hurt my feelings.
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
One time a guy said. “Say less” to me and I thought he was telling me to shut up and it hurt my feelings.
If you criticize Hakeem Jeffries on Bluesky, prepare to be called an incel by radical centrists. They will also employ "yo mama" jokes in a serious manner.
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
If you criticize Hakeem Jeffries on Bluesky, prepare to be called an incel by radical centrists. They will also employ "yo mama" jokes in a serious manner.
There's a French guy nearby in the office who is having a semi-loud conversation on the phone and he's saying, "Oh yeah yeah yeah, no, no, no ok." Then after a long pause he just said, "....sausages." Then a despondent, "Ok."
November 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
There's a French guy nearby in the office who is having a semi-loud conversation on the phone and he's saying, "Oh yeah yeah yeah, no, no, no ok." Then after a long pause he just said, "....sausages." Then a despondent, "Ok."
This is a moment to build networks and community. Go out and meet your neighbors. Ask them if they need anything (or seek out help if you need something). Join or start a mutual aid. Go and talk to your local government. Do things to build the "village" that you want to live in. We can save us.
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This is a moment to build networks and community. Go out and meet your neighbors. Ask them if they need anything (or seek out help if you need something). Join or start a mutual aid. Go and talk to your local government. Do things to build the "village" that you want to live in. We can save us.
I think that all Browns fans should develop hobbies and skills during the time that they would normally watch the game.
November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I think that all Browns fans should develop hobbies and skills during the time that they would normally watch the game.
Do you think that Donald Trump kept the dress?
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Do you think that Donald Trump kept the dress?
We need to honest with ourselves: cream cheese frosting is better than butter cream frosting.
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
We need to honest with ourselves: cream cheese frosting is better than butter cream frosting.
This’ll be the thing that turns Staten Island communist www.newsweek.com/these-pastas...
These pastas could vanish from U.S. Shelves if Trump rolls out 107% tariffs
One company said they'd be forced to jump the price from $3.99 to $7.99 per package.
www.newsweek.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This’ll be the thing that turns Staten Island communist www.newsweek.com/these-pastas...
Does molasses come from mole asses? If so, that’s disgusting.
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Does molasses come from mole asses? If so, that’s disgusting.
Any major sports franchise that cannot achieve a certain level of success (tbd) over a given amount of time (also tbd), should be forced to sell the team to the fans of its respective city, a la the Packers. #browns
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Any major sports franchise that cannot achieve a certain level of success (tbd) over a given amount of time (also tbd), should be forced to sell the team to the fans of its respective city, a la the Packers. #browns
There’s nobody whiter than a white bucket drummer
November 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
There’s nobody whiter than a white bucket drummer
For my mayoral ballot, I just filled in the bubbles to make a pretty design. That's how you're supposed to do it, right? Prettiest design wins?
November 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
For my mayoral ballot, I just filled in the bubbles to make a pretty design. That's how you're supposed to do it, right? Prettiest design wins?
Finally, something I DID vote for: www.axios.com/2025/10/10/q...
Qatar to build air force facility on U.S. base in Idaho
Laura Loomer and other MAGA figures expressed shock and outrage, but the deal was long in the making.
www.axios.com
October 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Finally, something I DID vote for: www.axios.com/2025/10/10/q...
Do kids still drink root beer?
October 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Do kids still drink root beer?
Please please please let us have a Lee Greenwood Super Bowl halftime show: thehill.com/blogs/in-the...
thehill.com
October 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Please please please let us have a Lee Greenwood Super Bowl halftime show: thehill.com/blogs/in-the...
I’m not convinced that the Browns o linemen are being paid to protect their teammates
October 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’m not convinced that the Browns o linemen are being paid to protect their teammates
It's not a plot twist if it's obvious and expected, right? www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/10...
Israel pounds Gaza, killing 70, despite Trump’s call for it to halt bombing
Donald Trump urges Hamas to move quickly to release captives and finalise negotiations over his plan to end the war.
www.aljazeera.com
October 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
It's not a plot twist if it's obvious and expected, right? www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/10...
Did anyone else introduce their parents/elders to Wordle and now you get into trouble if you don't post your daily results to the family Slack channel/text chain?
September 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Did anyone else introduce their parents/elders to Wordle and now you get into trouble if you don't post your daily results to the family Slack channel/text chain?