@mrprincess.bsky.social
I always knew Trump wanted to be like Reagan, I just didn't realize he meant Nancy
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I always knew Trump wanted to be like Reagan, I just didn't realize he meant Nancy
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When you get to hell and Charlie asks how his wife's doing:
November 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
When you get to hell and Charlie asks how his wife's doing:
Why do they call it Death Stranding instead of FedEx Gear Solid?
July 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Why do they call it Death Stranding instead of FedEx Gear Solid?
Gee, I wonder if the jars of glass boiling beads I ordered broke in transit
April 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Gee, I wonder if the jars of glass boiling beads I ordered broke in transit
@milesofgray.bsky.social can you really be a Goggins fan if you haven't looked into Walter Goggins Goggle Glasses?
March 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
@milesofgray.bsky.social can you really be a Goggins fan if you haven't looked into Walter Goggins Goggle Glasses?
Oh, you trapped your rival in a closet in your cellar while he was drunk, then bricked up the entrance? How unfortunato for him
March 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Oh, you trapped your rival in a closet in your cellar while he was drunk, then bricked up the entrance? How unfortunato for him
What's the difference between a Tesla and a porcupine?
The porcupine has its prick on the outside
The porcupine has its prick on the outside
March 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
What's the difference between a Tesla and a porcupine?
The porcupine has its prick on the outside
The porcupine has its prick on the outside
Helicoptering my dick in defiance of Thor
March 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Helicoptering my dick in defiance of Thor
Nothing like working in a laboratory and having a frank conversation with your coworker about how to keep raccoons from breaking in to the lab because it's already happened three times
March 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Nothing like working in a laboratory and having a frank conversation with your coworker about how to keep raccoons from breaking in to the lab because it's already happened three times
I feel a bit of sympathy for Mr Milchick in Severance. I took had a performance review where I was told that I use too much technical speech. I said fuck off, I'm a chemist, and I write technical reports
February 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I feel a bit of sympathy for Mr Milchick in Severance. I took had a performance review where I was told that I use too much technical speech. I said fuck off, I'm a chemist, and I write technical reports
Me: dating is difficult these days.
Also me: ...and that was the second time I had to kill a raccoon at work.
Also me: ...and that was the second time I had to kill a raccoon at work.
February 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Me: dating is difficult these days.
Also me: ...and that was the second time I had to kill a raccoon at work.
Also me: ...and that was the second time I had to kill a raccoon at work.
I just want to let everyone know that now that I have a smoker, smoking meat and other smoking related topics is my new personality
December 11, 2024 at 9:13 PM
I just want to let everyone know that now that I have a smoker, smoking meat and other smoking related topics is my new personality
@heyhowarey4.bsky.social just what crypto has been looking for, government regulation
December 6, 2024 at 10:25 AM
@heyhowarey4.bsky.social just what crypto has been looking for, government regulation
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Hahahahahhahahahahahahaha
December 6, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Hahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Sucking on a bleach pen like it's a gogurt to feed my brain worms
December 3, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Sucking on a bleach pen like it's a gogurt to feed my brain worms