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Andy
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Farts.
My wife was sorting my child’s clothes. I asked, “2T or not 2T, am I right?” She’s still not talking to me.
July 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Vontae Mack, no matter what. #draftday
April 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Perhaps my greatest parenting achievement thus far is having my child refer to Kraft singles as “Dada’s cheese.”
February 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
What is a donut, if not a spirit bagel?
December 10, 2024 at 9:09 PM
I never know how to lead these things off. Maybe a quote?

"I knew you couldn't drive. I didn't think you couldn't read." - Doc Hudson.
December 4, 2024 at 4:35 PM